Get ready to laugh your “butt” off with these 30 hilarious jokes that are all about the rear end. Whether you’re looking for a cheeky chuckle or just need a good laugh, these jokes have got you covered.
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Butt Puns
Prepare for some laughter from the behind with this collection of puns that center around the butt. Share these puns for a good-natured laugh!
- Why did the butt apply for a job? It wanted to get a little cheeky at work.
- What do you call a dance for butts? The “twerk-y.”
- Did you hear about the butt that started a comedy show? It had everyone cracking up!
- How do you compliment a well-behaved butt? “You’re so glute!”
- What’s a butt’s favorite type of music? Hip hop, of course!
- Why did the butt go to therapy? It had too many emotional “issues.”
- How do you become friends with a butt? Just give it a warm pat on the back!
- Did you hear about the butt that won the lottery? It had a real “lucky” streak.
- Why did the butt refuse to take any more selfies? It was tired of getting “exposed.”
- What’s a butt’s favorite workout? Squats, naturally!
Butt One Liners
These quick one-liners are designed to give you a playful laugh. Share these jokes with friends and family for some good-natured fun.
- Butts never get tired; they always have a “rearview” of things.
- Did you hear about the butt that went on a diet? It needed a little less “junk” in the trunk.
- Why do butts make terrible secret keepers? They’re always “cracking” under pressure.
- I told a butt joke at the gym, but it fell “glute-lessly.”
- What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Together, we can handle anything!”
- I was going to tell a joke about butts, but it was a real “pain” in the rear.
- Did you hear about the butt that entered a contest? It really “cheeked” out the competition.
- How do you encourage a shy butt? Tell it to “butt” in the conversation!
- Why don’t butts ever need a map? They always know the way “behind.”
- What’s a butt’s favorite place? The “back”yard, of course!
Best Butt Jokes
These top-notch butt jokes are sure to make you laugh out loud. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to rear-end humor!
- What do you call a butt that likes to do yoga? Flexible and “bendy.”
- Why did the butt go to school? It wanted to get a little “cheek-y” education.
- How do butts always stay positive? They have a “can-do” attitude!
- What’s a butt’s favorite game? “Musical chairs,” of course!
- Did you hear about the butt that joined a band? It was the “bass” player.
- Why did the butt go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “cracked.”
- How do you make a butt smile? Give it a gentle pat on the back!
- Did you hear about the butt that started a restaurant? It had a “cheeky” menu.
- What did the butt say to the chair? “Are you going to stand, or should I sit?”
- Why did the butt call the plumber? It had a “leak” emergency.
Final Thoughts
We hope these butt jokes brought some laughter to your day! If you’re looking for more humorous content, don’t hesitate to explore these other collections of jokes:
Remember, sharing a good laugh is a great way to lift spirits and connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some playful enjoyment!
Had a blast reading those butt puns, Adrianna Rick! Always on the lookout for light-hearted stuff to share with the crew. Got any more of these, or is it just the tip of the… tail? Haha.
lol, those one-liners were pretty good. Do y’all think it’s ok to share these at work? Not sure if everyone would find it funny.
Might wanna test the waters with a close colleague before sharing widely, TaraLynn. Office humor can be tricky!
Some of these jokes are older than the hills, Adrianna Rick. but hey, at least butts never go out of style, right? maybe next time dig a bit deeper in the joke bin.
Really enjoyed the collection of butt jokes! It’s refreshing to have content that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Keeps things light and fun. Keep them coming, Adrianna Rick!
Glad you liked them, BookWormBeth! Here’s one for ya: What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! 😄