9 Funny Diarrhea Jokes

When life gets messy, sometimes the best remedy is laughter. Dive into these 9 hilarious diarrhea jokes that might just help you chuckle through the rumbles.

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Diarrhea Puns

Ready for a run of humor? Here are some pun-tastic jokes.

  1. Why did the toilet paper roll downhill? To catch up with the diarrhea.
  2. Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans.
  3. Why did the diarrhea feel left out? It always got dumped.

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Diarrhea One Liners

Quick quips for a swift laugh.

  1. They say laughter is the best medicine, but not if you have diarrhea.
  2. I was going to tell a diarrhea joke, but it’s a crappy subject.
  3. Had a joke about diarrhea, but it slipped out.
  4. Trust issues? Try having diarrhea and needing to sneeze!
  5. Diarrhea: The only time you’re glad there’s no traffic on the way home.
  6. Went to a diarrhea support group; it was a real splash.

Final Thoughts

Life can be unpredictable, just like a sudden bout of diarrhea. But with a little humor, we can find a way to laugh through even the messiest situations.

If you’re in the mood for more body-related humor.

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