100 Funny Corn Puns

Corn you believe it? Here’s another serving of funny corn jokes and the top corn puns that’ll surely butter up your day. These corn-tastic jokes are perfect for kids and adults alike.

Discover our best picks of corn-inspired humor. Chuckle, then spread the laughter by sharing these kernel-filled jokes with your friends and family.

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Corn Puns

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Presenting some rib-tickling corn jokes that are perfect for everyone in the family!

  1. Why did the corn go to space?
    To see the popcorn stars.
  2. What’s a corn’s favorite school subject?
    Kernel Knowledge.
  3. Why was the corn good at math?
    It had an ear for numbers.
  4. Why was the baby corn so sweet?
    It was still a little ear-resistible.
  5. How does corn show its appreciation?
    It gives a kernel salute.
  6. What did the popcorn say to the butter?
    You make me melt.
  7. Why do corns tell the best secrets?
    They whisper in your ear.
  8. What does a corn say when it feels surprised?
    Aw, shuck!
  9. Why did the corn wear sunscreen?
    To prevent popping at the beach.
  10. What’s a corn’s favorite game?
    Ear, there, and everywhere.
  11. Why did the corn go to college?
    To become an ear-nomist.
  12. Why was the corn a good mediator?
    It was all ears.
  13. Why did the corn get an award?
    For being outstanding in its field.
  14. How does corn say goodbye?
    See you ear-later!
  15. Where did the corn go on holiday?
    To Corn-wall.
  16. Why did the corn blush?
    It saw the cob salad.
  17. What’s a corn’s favorite music?
    Pop!
  18. What’s a corn’s favorite type of movie?
    Anything corn-graphic.
  19. Why did the corn break up with the tomato?
    It was tired of the corny-tomato jokes.
  20. What did the corn say to its teacher?
    I’m all ears!
  21. Why did the corn get a ticket?
    For corn-loitering.
  22. What did the corn wear to the party?
    A corn-bow tie.
  23. Which day does corn hate the most?
    Shuck-ing Monday.
  24. Why was the baby corn always happy?
    It had a pop to look up to.
  25. What did the corn say at the checkout?
    I’m on sale, what a corny deal!
  26. How do corn spice up their life?
    With a little seasoned salt.
  27. Why did the corn go to the artist’s studio?
    It wanted to get its ear portrait done.
  28. When the corn needs advice, who does it go to?
    Pop-corn.
  29. Why did the corn get a computer?
    To check its corn-mails.
  30. What’s a corn’s favorite exercise?
    The pop squat.

Corn One-liners

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Quick and corny jokes for a burst of laughter!

  1. Being friends with corn?
    Ear-resistible.
  2. Every corn’s dream is to be a-maize-ing.
  3. Don’t get lost in corn fields, it’s a-maize-ing how confusing they are.
  4. I was a-maize-d at the size of that corn!
  5. Corn’s favorite tool?
    The ear-drill.
  6. Corns are the best musicians. They have great pop hits.
  7. Corn always has an ear out for good gossip.
  8. How does a corn say hello?
    A-maize-ing to meet you!
  9. When corn has a great idea, it pops up.
  10. When does corn have a great idea, Sun-ear-day.
  11. The corn plant’s favorite song?
    Just the Way You Ear.
  12. Corn puns are a-maize-ingly corny.
  13. Why did the corn get promoted?
    It was ear-replaceable.
  14. Did you hear about the corn musician?
    He played the corn-et.
  15. Why did the corn get in trouble at school?
    For talking during the popcorn quiz.
  16. At the dinner table, the corn said,Pass the butter, I’m on a roll!
  17. I tried making a corn joke,but it was too corny.
  18. The corn called, it wants its husk back.
  19. I can’t make a corn joke, I’m all ears!
  20. Why was the corn sad?
    It was in a kernel depression.
  21. Don’t mess with corn; they have ears everywhere.
  22. For corn, every joke is ear-relevant.
  23. Why did the corn join the school band?
    It had the ears for music.
  24. Corn jokes are a-maize-ingly kernel to my heart.
  25. Corn cobs don’t engage in gossip; they’re too busy lending an ear.
  26. Did you hear about the corn’s party?
    It was poppin’!
  27. Corn stalks are nature’s eavesdroppers.
  28. Cornfields make for the best whispering spots.
  29. Every time corn gets dressed, it’s corn-sidered fashion.
  30. Did you hear about the corn’s new job?
    It’s in ear-tail sales.

Best Corn Jokes

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The cream of the crop when it comes to corny humor!

  1. Why was the corn so quiet?
    It’s just a little ear-shy.
  2. How do you comfort a scared piece of corn?
    It’s just a kernel fear.
  3. Why did the corn join the music band?
    To play the corn-et.
  4. How does corn stay updated with current events?
    It reads the popcorn news.
  5. Why was the corn always happy?
    Because every joke was corny to him.
  6. What’s corn’s favorite horror movie?
    The Silence of the Ears.
  7. Why did the piece of corn go to art school?
    To learn still-ear drawing.
  8. Did you hear about the corn who became a playwright?
    It was a kernel drama.
  9. Why was the corn such a good athlete?
    It had great ears of training.
  10. What does corn say at a party?
    Let’s have an a-maize-ing time!
  11. What did one corn say to the other at the party?
    Let’s pop it up!
  12. How does a corn flirt?
    Are you ear often?
  13. What’s a corn’s favorite play?
    Romeo and Juliet: A Husky Tale.
  14. Why was the corn always calm?
    It had ear-therapy.
  15. Why did the corn go to the bank?
    To check its balance of kernels.
  16. What’s a corn’s favorite story?
    Goldilocks and the Three Ears.
  17. When is a corn most scared?
    During a popcorn thriller movie.
  18. Why did the corn go to the doctor?
    It had an ear infection.
  19. What did the corn say after a breakup?
    She was all ears, but no heart.
  20. What did the mama corn say to the baby corn?
    Ears looking at you, kid.
  21. Why did the corn get a promotion?
    Because he was ear-resistible at his job.
  22. What do corn cobs use to browse the internet?
    The silk road.
  23. What kind of corn is the best to listen to?
    An ear-phone.
  24. What do you get when a corn cob is run over by a truck?
    Creamed corn.
  25. How do you describe a corn’s family tree?
    Ear-itage.
  26. Why was the corn stressed out?
    Too many kernels of worry.
  27. What’s a corn’s favorite toy?
    A husk-y plush.
  28. What did the green corn say to the ripe corn?
    I’m ear-green with envy!
  29. Why did the corn join the gym?
    To get ear-obic exercise.
  30. Why was the corn so good at games?
    It was all about tactics and kernels.
  31. Why did the corn go to space?
    To see the Milky Ear.
  32. Why did the corn join the navy?
    To be on kernel duty.
  33. How does corn stay updated with news?
    Through the popcorn-cast.
  34. What did the corn say to its date?
    You make my ears tingle.
  35. Why did the corn stalk the tomato?
    It thought it was a juicy ear.
  36. Why was the corn so sweet?
    It had ear-resistible charm.
  37. What do you call corn that joins the army?
    Kernel in command.
  38. Why did the corn go to school early?
    It wanted to pop its quiz first.
  39. Why did the corn refuse to fight?
    It was against its ears.
  40. Did you hear about the corn detective?
    He was great at popping the case

Short Corn Jokes

  1. Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?
    Because he kept pulling its ears.
  2. What do you call a single kernel on the floor?
    A corn flake.
  3. Why don’t corn stalks ever get lost?
    They always find the maize.
  4. How do you make sweet corn?
    Whisper sweet nothings in its ear.
  5. Why did the corn break up with the carrot?
    Because it found a butter match.

Corn Jokes One Liners

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  1. What did the corn say when it got a compliment?
    Aww, shucks!
  2. Why did the baby corn cry?
    Because its mom was a little husky.
  3. What do you call corn that joins the military?
    Kernel.
  4. Why is corn such a good listener?
    Because it’s all ears.
  5. What do corn cobs call their father?
    Pop corn.

Dirty Corn Jokes

  1. Why did the cornfield get arrested?
    For stalking.
  2. What did the corn say to the butter?
    Quit stalking me and start melting!
  3. Why did the corn blush?
    Because it saw the farmer shucking.
  4. What’s a corn’s favorite adult movie?
    Children of the Corn.
  5. Why was the cornfield so hot?
    Because it was full of husky ears.

Corn Jokes for Adults

  1. What do you get when you cross corn and a cow?
    Corned beef.
  2. Why did the corn get promoted?
    Because it was a-maize-ing at its job.
  3. How do corn kernels get to work?
    On the cob.
  4. Why did the corn go to therapy?
    It had too many stalk-ers.
  5. What did the ear of corn say to the farmer?
    I’m all ears for you.

Corn Jokes for Kids

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  1. Why did the corn go to school?
    To improve its ear-ducation.
  2. What do you call a corn dog with no legs?
    A sit dog.
  3. Why was the corn always picked first?
    Because it was the best in the field.
  4. What do you call a musical corn?
    A-maize-ing.
  5. Why did the corn take a nap?
    It needed to rest its ears.

Funny Corn Jokes

  1. What do you call a row of trucks hauling corn?
    A kernel convoy.
  2. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.
  3. What do you get when you mix a stream and a corn field?
    A-maize-ing water.
  4. Why was the corn so confident?
    It had plenty of self-stalk.
  5. How does corn get paid?
    In corn-currency.

Corn Puns Reddit

  1. What did the corn say to its friend?
    You make me feel ear-resistible!
  2. Why did the corn start a band?
    Because it had good ears for music.
  3. How does corn stay in shape?
    It does kernel exercises.
  4. What’s a corn’s favorite type of music?
    Pop.
  5. Why did the corn call in sick?
    It wasn’t feeling ear-ie.

Final Thoughts

From ear to ear, we hope these corn jokes have got you grinning.Whether you’re at a BBQ, a family gathering, or just in need of some chuckles, these corn jokes are sure to pop some smiles. Stay corny and keep laughing!

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Photo of a corn cob sitting in a cinema, with 3D glasses on, watching a movie about popcorn. The screen displays an intense action scene with popcorns
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