Are you ready to have your cheeks hurting from laughter? Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey with these 30 side-splitting butt jokes! From puns to silly anecdotes, we promise to tickle your funny bone like never before. So, brace yourself for a wild ride as we dive into the world of butt humor.
- Why do butts always get invited to parties? Because they know how to crack up the crowd!
- What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Together, we can stop this crap!
- Why did the butt go to school early? It wanted to get to the bottom of things!
- What did one toilet say to the other toilet? “You look a bit flushed!”
- Why don’t butts ever get lost? Because they always know where to sit!
- Why did the butt start a blog? Because it wanted to air out its thoughts!
- What do you call someone who steals butts?A butt-pirate!
- Why was the butt always failing? Because it could never pass anything!
- Why did the butt go on a diet? It was tired of being the butt of jokes!
- What did the butt say to the chair? “It’s about to get cheeky in here!”
- Why was the butt so popular? Because it was the life of the potty!
- Why don’t butts ever get lonely? Because they always come with a pair of cheeks!
- Why was the butt always stressed? Because it had too much on its behind!?
- What’s a butt’s favorite dance? The booty shake!
- Why did the butt stay home from work? It was feeling a bit wiped!
- Why do butts make terrible secrets keepers? Because they always spill the beans!
- Why was the butt always in trouble? Because it was always butting in!
- What did the butt say to the annoying pants? “You’re a pain in the ass!”
- Why did the butt get promoted? Because it always knew how to cover its ass!
- Why don’t butts ever tell secrets on a farm?Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
- Why did the butt refuse to leave the party? Because it was having a gas!
- Why do butts never lie? Because they can’t stand sitting on a lie!
- What do you call a butt’s resume? A crack record!
- Why did the butt join the circus? Because it had acrobatic buns!
- Why do butts always wake up early? To get a crack at the day!
- Why did the butt start baking? It kneaded dough for its buns!
- Why was the butt always the center of attention? Because it was booty-full!
- What do you call a detective butt? An ass-sleuth!
- Why did the butt go to therapy? It had too many crack-ups!
- Why did the butt hide his face? Because it knew all the cheeky jokes!
As you can see none of these jokes show nudity of refer to it; It just put a sense of humor into what we dont usually make fun of !
Whether you’re aiming for a chuckle or just looking to lighten the mood, these playful bum-related cartoons are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. Humor is a wonderful way to brighten our daily routines, and a good joke, especially one as universally relatable as these, can make any day a little better. So next time you find yourself in a pinch, remember these cheeky jokes and pass the laughter along!
lol had a good chuckle at these, thanks Adrianna Rick for making my day a bit brighter with butt humor
Right? These jokes were just what I needed after a long day!
wow, never knew butts were this hilarious, guess you learn something new every day huh
these jokes are gold, gotta tell my buds, keep em coming!
ever wonder why butt jokes are funny? Is it coz we all got one? deep stuff
True, it’s the universal humor that binds us. Everyone can relate on some level.
I thought it was just cause butts are funny.
yes it is funny