30 Funny Jokes About Days

Get ready to laugh your way through the week with these 30 hilarious jokes all about days of the week. Whether you’re a Monday hater or a Friday lover, these jokes will surely brighten your day!

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Day Puns

Start your day with a smile with this collection of puns centered around days of the week. Share these puns to spread the laughter!

  1. Why did Saturday go to the bank? To get some “cents”!
  2. What’s Tuesday’s favorite kind of music? “Blues,” of course!
  3. Did you hear about Wednesday’s new job? It’s working “nine to five”!
  4. How do you make Thursday feel special? Give it a “thumping” pat!
  5. What’s Sunday’s favorite type of weather? “Sunny” days!
  6. Why did Monday stay calm during the storm? It had a “mellow” attitude.
  7. How do you compliment a hardworking Friday? “You’re really ‘fri-yay’!”
  8. What did Sunday say to the other days of the week? “I’m ‘daisy’ing to meet you all!”
  9. How do days apologize? They “weekday” say sorry.
  10. What’s a day’s favorite game? “Hide and ‘week’!”

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Day One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some lighthearted amusement. Share these jokes for a daily dose of fun.

  • Days never lose track of time; they’re always “on schedule.”
  • Why do days make terrible comedians? They can’t keep a “straight face.”
  • I tried to tell a day joke, but it felt a bit “time”-consuming.
  • What did one day say to the other during an argument? “Let’s start the day fresh!”
  • Days are great at storytelling; they always have a “daylight” narrative.
  • Did you hear about the day that went on vacation? It had a “weekend” getaway.
  • How do days stay positive? They “daydream” about good times.
  • Why don’t days ever play hide and seek? Because they can’t “hide” from the calendar!
  • What’s a day’s favorite sport? “Synchronized swimming” through time!
  • Did you hear about the days that went on strike? They weren’t “daylight” robbers!

Best Day Jokes

These top-notch day jokes are sure to make you smile. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to day-related humor!

  1. Why was Monday always so moody? It had a “case of the Mondays”!
  2. What’s Wednesday’s favorite place? “Hump Day” Hill.
  3. Did you hear about the day that became an actor? It had a “role” to play!
  4. How do days communicate? They “weeklink” with each other.
  5. Why did Friday start a bakery? It wanted to be the “breadwinner”!
  6. Days are great at problem-solving; they always “date” their solutions.
  7. What’s Sunday’s favorite dance? The “sundae” shuffle!
  8. Did you hear about the day that won a contest? It had a “daylight-saving” performance.
  9. How do days stay up to date with the latest news? They “week-scroll” through headlines.
  10. Why did Saturday start a YouTube channel? It wanted to share its “weekend” adventures.

Final Thoughts

We hope these day jokes brightened your day and filled it with laughter. If you’re still ready for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:

  • Weekend Humor Jokes
  • Playful Puns for a Good Laugh
  • Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

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Remember, sharing a good laugh is a wonderful way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some playful enjoyment!

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