Get ready for some spooktacular laughter with 30 hilarious jokes about Halloween. Whether you’re trick-or-treating or just in the mood for some ghostly humor, these jokes are sure to have you howling with laughter.
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Halloween Costume Jokes
Kick off the Halloween humor with a collection of costume-themed jokes. Share these jokes with your fellow ghouls and goblins!
- Why did the mummy become an archaeologist? Because it was good at unwrapping ancient mysteries!
- What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck the life out of me!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pie? Boo-berry pie!
- What do you call a group of musical ghosts? A scary-phony!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- What did the witch say to the ghost at the Halloween party? “You look boo-tiful tonight!”
Halloween Candy Jokes
Satisfy your sweet tooth for humor with these candy-themed Halloween jokes. Share them while sorting through your trick-or-treat haul!
- What do you call a witch’s favorite candy? Hex-presso beans!
- Why did the candy corn go to school? To get a little “corn”-education!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite candy? Blood Pops!
- Why did the gumdrop go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “sticky”!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite candy bar? A “Boo”-ounty!
Halloween Ghost Jokes
Keep the Halloween spirits high with these ghostly jokes. Share them at your next haunted house visit!
- Why did the ghost go to the party? To have a “boo”-last!
- What do you call a polite and friendly ghost? A “nice-scream”!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “boo”-gie in it!
- What kind of ghost is the best dancer? The “Boo”-gie man!
- Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween? It dampens their spirits!
Halloween Pumpkin Jokes
Get into the pumpkin spirit with these jokes about the quintessential Halloween decoration!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “seedy”!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
- How do you repair a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why did the pumpkin turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Halloween Vampire Jokes
Sink your teeth into some vampire humor with these fang-tastic jokes!
- Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? It wanted to work night shifts!
- What do you call a vampire who’s always on time? Punctualula!
- Why did the vampire become a vegetarian? Stake was bad for its heart!
- What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
Halloween Witch Jokes
Fly into the world of witches with these magical and witchy jokes!
- What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A “sand”-wich!
- How do you make a witch itch? Take away the “w”!
- What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
- Why did the witch get in trouble with her broomstick? It couldn’t stay out of the “stick”y situations!
Final Thoughts
We hope these Halloween jokes added some spooky fun to your day! Whether you’re out trick-or-treating or enjoying a Halloween party, share these jokes with friends and family to bring some ghoulish laughter to the occasion.
If you’re still in the mood for more laughs, check out these other collections of jokes:
- Funny Jokes for Every Occasion
- Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments
- Jokes About Food to Tickle Your Taste Buds
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