30 Funny Jokes About Mondays

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Mondays may not be everyone’s favorite day, but these jokes are sure to make you smile, no matter how you feel about the start of the week.

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Monday Mishaps

  1. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker on Mondays? Because he knew how to “stand tall” after the weekend!
  2. What’s a vampire’s least favorite day of the week? Moan-day!
  3. Why did the bicycle fall over on Monday? Because it was two-tired!
  4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Mondays? Because they make up everything!
  5. How does a computer get through Monday? By using its “de-fright” button!

Office Antics

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  1. Why did the office printer apply for a job change on Monday? It wanted a paperless environment!
  2. What’s a Monday’s favorite day of the week? Friday. Because it’s always just a few days away!
  3. Why did the calendar refuse to go to work on Monday? It wanted an extra “date” off!
  4. What do you call a person who doesn’t like Mondays? Employed!
  5. Why did the math book look sad on Monday? Because it had too many problems!

Coffee Chronicles

  1. How do you greet a cup of coffee on Monday? “Mornin’!”
  2. Why did the coffee file a police report on Monday? It got mugged!
  3. What do you call a sad coffee on Monday? Depresso!
  4. Why did the coffee bean file a police report on Monday? It got mugged!
  5. What’s a coffee’s favorite movie on Monday? “Brewed Awakening”!
  6. Why did the coffee call in sick on Monday? It had bean feeling a little grounds!
  7. What did the coffee say when it met Monday? “Don’t espresso yourself!”
  8. How do you know when you’ve had too much coffee on Monday? You can hear colors!
  9. Why did the coffee file a police report on Monday? It got mugged!
  10. What’s a coffee’s favorite dance on Monday? The jitterbug
  11. Why did the math book hide under the desk on Monday? It was afraid of word problems!
  12. Why did the calendar go to therapy on Monday? It had too many dates to keep track of!
  13. What’s a Monday’s favorite book genre? Mystery novels, because it’s never sure what will happen next!
  14. Why did the scarecrow refuse to work on Monday? It wanted to take a “stand” against the workweek!
  15. How do you survive Monday blues? Keep telling yourself it’s just a “Mon-daze”!
  16. Enjoy these additional Monday-themed jokes, and may they make the start of the week a little lighter and brighter!
  17. Why did the office supplies file a complaint on Monday? They were tired of getting paper cuts!
  18. How do you make Monday feel like Friday? Put on your favorite “Fri-yay” socks and pretend!
  19. What’s a Monday’s favorite kind of humor? “Punderful” jokes to start the week with a smile!
  20. Why did the calendar break up with Monday? It wanted to have more “date” nights with the weekend.

Final Thoughts

We hope these Monday jokes brought a smile to your face and made the start of the week a little brighter. Remember, no matter how you feel about Mondays, a good laugh can always make it better!

If you’re still in the mood for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:

  • Weekday Chuckles for Every Day
  • Office Jokes for Workplace Laughs
  • Coffee Puns for Caffeine Lovers

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Have a fantastic Monday filled with laughter and positive vibes!

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