30 Funny Jokes About Mornings

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Morning Mishaps:

1. Why did the scarecrow become a morning person? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. How do you greet a tree in the morning? “Leaf” me alone!
3. Why did the tomato turn red in the morning? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. How do you catch a squirrel in the morning? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
5. What’s a dog’s favorite part of the morning? The “paws” before breakfast!
6. Why did the math book look sad in the morning? Because it had too many problems!
7. What do you call a morning where everyone sleeps in? A “snooze” button day!
8. Why was the math book happy in the morning? It had too many “solutions”!
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the morning? Because they make up everything!
10. What do you call a morning spider? A web designer!

Breakfast Banter:

11. Why did the cereal go to therapy? It had too many flakes!
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes, they’re “grrrreat”!
13. Why did the toaster apply for a job in the morning? It wanted to get toasted!
14. What does a pancake say to a waffle in the morning? “You’re so square!”
15. Why don’t eggs tell jokes in the morning? They might crack up!
16. What do you call a donut in the morning? A “hole” lot of goodness!
17. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill in the morning? It ran out of juice!
18. How do you organize a space party in the morning? You “planet”!
19. What does bacon say to eggs in the morning? “You crack me up!”
20. Why did the coffee file a police report in the morning? It got mugged!

Coffee Chronicles:

21. How does coffee show affection in the morning? It espresso’s its love!
22. Why did the coffee file a police report in the morning? It got mugged!
23. How does a coffee bean say goodbye in the morning? “Have a brew-tiful day!”
24. Why did the coffee file a police report in the morning? It got mugged!
25. How do you organize a fantastic coffee party in the morning? You espresso yourself!
26. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of music in the morning? Latte rap!
27. Why was the coffee tired in the morning? It had a latte on its mind!
28. How do you make a coffee float in the morning? Add a scoop of ice cream and tell it a joke!
29. What’s a coffee’s favorite film in the morning? “Mocha-hontas”!
30. Why did the coffee bean go to therapy in the morning? It had too many grounds for concern!

Final Thoughts:

After sharing these morning jokes, we hope they brightened up your day and started your morning with a smile! If you want more humor, check out these other great lists of jokes:

• Jokes About Animals

• Travel Puns

• Technology Jokes

• Foodie Humor

Enjoy your day!