30 Funny Jokes About Saturdays

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Weekend Wonders:

Why did the calendar go to therapy on a Saturday? It had too many “week” issues!
What did the weekend say to Monday ? “I’ll see you in your dreams!”
Why don’t Saturdays ever get into arguments? They like to keep things “weekend”!
What’s a Saturday’s favorite type of music? Heavy “week”-end rock!
Why did the computer go to the beach on Saturday? It needed to surf the net!
How do you organize a space-themed Saturday party? You “planet”!
Why did the scarecrow become a Saturday person? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s a Saturday’s favorite sport? “Week”-end golf!
How do you make Saturday pancakes? You whisk up some “week”-tastic batter!
Why did the weekend go by so quickly? It had “week” legs!

Lazy Day Laughs:

Why did the couch file a police report on Saturday? It got sat on!
What do you call a Saturday nap? A “siesta-saturday”!
Why did the coffee file a police report on Saturday? It got mugged!
How do you make a Saturday even better? Add a comfy blanket and a good book!
Why did the pillow get promoted on Saturday? It had good “rest”-ume!
What’s a potato’s favorite Saturday activity? Couch potato-ing!
Why did the remote control apply for a job on Saturday? It wanted to change channels!
How do you fix a broken Saturday? With a “week”-end!
Why did the lazy dog love Saturdays? It was the “week”-end!
What did the blanket say on Saturday morning? “I’ve got you covered!”

Saturday Night Shenanigans:

Why did the Saturday night party go to therapy? It had too many “week”end issues!
How do you organize a fantastic Saturday night party? You invite your “week”-end warriors!
Why did the light bulb go out on Saturday night? It wanted to go to bed early!
What did the blanket say to the bed on Saturday night? “You’re sheet-ing me!”
Why did the pizza order a pizza on Saturday night? It wanted a slice of the action!
What’s a vampire’s favorite night of the week? Satur-day!
Why did the music teacher go to the Saturday night party? To find the right “beat”!
How do you make Saturday night even better? Dance like nobody’s watching!
What did the moon say on Saturday night? “I’m over the moon tonight!”
Why did the scarecrow go to the Saturday night party? It was outstanding in its “night”-life!

Final Thoughts:

After sharing these Saturday jokes, we hope they brought a smile to your weekend! If you’re in the mood for more humor, check out these other great lists of jokes: