40 Funny Jokes About Sundays

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Sunday Serenity:

  1. Why did Sunday become a meditation guru? Because it’s all about “sun salutations”!
  2. How do you greet a Sunday morning? “A sun”-ny good morning!
  3. Why did the sun go to therapy on Sunday? It had too many “ray” of thoughts!
  4. What’s a Sunday’s favorite type of music? Gospel “sun”-day tunes!
  5. Why don’t Sundays ever get into arguments? They like to keep things “sundae”!
  6. What’s a Sunday’s favorite sport? “Sun”-bathing!
  7. How do you make a Sunday even better? Add a comfy chair and a good book!
  8. Why did the alarm clock apologize to Sunday? It wanted a “peaceful” morning!
  9. How do you organize a beach-themed Sunday picnic? You “shore” can!
  10. What did the blanket say on Sunday morning? “I’m wrapped up in relaxation!”

Lazy Sunday Laughs:

  1. Why did the remote control apply for a job on Sunday? It wanted to change channels!
  2. What do you call a Sunday nap? A “siesta-sunday”!
  3. Why did the couch file a police report on Sunday? It got sat on all day!
  4. How do you fix a broken Sunday? With a “sun”-day!
  5. Why did the coffee file a police report on Sunday? It got mugged!
  6. What’s a potato’s favorite Sunday activity? Couch potato-ing!
  7. Why did the pillow get promoted on Sunday? It had a good “rest”-ume!
  8. How do you make Sunday pancakes? You whisk up some “sun”-tastic batter!
  9. Why did the lazy dog love Sundays? It was the “sun”-day!
  10. What did the blanket say on Sunday morning? “I’ve got you covered for a lazy day!”

Sunday Night Shenanigans:

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  1. Why did the Sunday night party go to therapy? It had too many “sun”-day issues!
  2. How do you organize a fantastic Sunday night party? You invite your “sun”-day stars!
  3. Why did the light bulb go out on Sunday night? It wanted to go to bed early!
  4. What did the pillow say on Sunday night? “I’m fluffed and ready for bed!”
  5. Why did the pizza order a pizza on Sunday night? It wanted a slice of the night!
  6. What’s a vampire’s favorite night of the week? Sunda-night!
  7. Why did the music teacher go to the Sunday night party? To find the right “beat”!
  8. How do you make Sunday night even better? Dance like nobody’s watching!
  9. What did the moon say on Sunday night? “I’m shining bright tonight!”
  10. Why did the scarecrow go to the Sunday night party? It was outstanding in its “night”-life!
  11. What do you call a sunbathing cat on a Sunday? A “sun”-bathing!
  12. Why did the calendar get in trouble on Sunday? It had too many “date” night plans!
  13. How do you make a Sunday even sweeter? Add a scoop of “sun”-dae!
  14. Why don’t Sundays play hide and seek? Because they always want to be found!
  15. How do you start a conversation with a Sunday? “What’s on your sunny agenda today?”
  16. Why did the coffee take a break on Sunday? It needed a “latte” rest!
  17. What did the garden say on Sunday? “I’m blooming with relaxation!”
  18. How do you make Sunday pancakes for a family of four? You “sun”-rise and shine in the kitchen!
  19. Why did the scarecrow invite all his friends on Sunday? He wanted a “crowd” to enjoy the day!
  20. What’s a Sunday’s favorite bedtime story? “The Adventures of Sleepy Sunbeam”!

Final Thoughts:

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After sharing these Sunday jokes, we hope they added a touch of humor to your weekend! If you’re in the mood for more laughs, check out these other great lists of jokes:

  • Jokes About Saturdays
  • Travel Puns
  • Technology Jokes
  • Foodie Humor

Enjoy your Sunday!

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