Get ready for a hearty helping of laughter with these 40 funny lunch jokes. Whether you’re a foodie or just looking to spice up your lunchtime, these jokes will leave you with a full belly and a big smile.
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Lunch Jokes (Part 1)
Let’s start with the first course of lunchtime humor. Share these jokes to add some flavor to your day!
- What’s a sandwich’s favorite game? Hide and “meat”!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- How does a hamburger introduce itself? “Lettuce meat.”
- What do you call cheese that’s not yours? “Nacho cheese”!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful chef? Because it was outstanding in its field!
- How do you fix a broken pizza? With “tomato paste”!
- What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
- Why did the lunch box blush? Because it saw the salad “dressing”!
- How do you organize a space lunch? You “planet”!
- Why was the math book sad at lunch? Because it had too many “problems.”
Lunch Jokes (Part 2)
Keep the lunchtime humor going with the second helping of jokes. These are sure to tickle your taste buds!
- Why did the bread go to the doctor? It was feeling “crumby”!
- What’s a pickle’s favorite movie genre? “Dill-odramas”!
- How does a sandwich apologize? It says, “Lettuce forgive and relish good times.”
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might “crack” up!
- What do you call a sad cheese? “Blue cheese.”
- Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
- How do you catch a squirrel at lunchtime? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- What’s a lunch’s favorite type of music? “Wrap” music!
- Why did the salad go to the music concert? To get some “beet”!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “boogie” in it!
- Why did the spoon go to therapy? It had “stirring” issues.
- What did the vegetable say to the chef? “Lettuce romaine friends!”
- Why did the grape stop rolling? Because it ran out of “juice”!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little “lunch-tap” in it!
- What’s a lunch’s favorite exercise? “Nacho-rubics”!
- Why don’t some dishes ever get invited to lunch? Because they’re “plate” breakers!
- How do you organize a lunch for a group of fish? You “fin” it!
- What’s a lunch’s favorite type of dessert? “Pie-thons”!
- Why was the math book unhappy at lunch? Because it had too many “problems” to digest!
- How do you make a lunch laugh? You “sand-wich” some humor in it!
- Why was the sandwich blushing at lunch? Because it saw the “mayo”!
- What’s a lunch’s favorite type of music? “Tuna” songs!
- Why did the potato turn down a lunch invitation? It was too “spud-taneous”!
- How do you fix a broken lunch? With a “fork”-lift!
- What did one salad say to the other salad? “Lettuce romaine friends forever!”
- Why did the turkey bring a backpack to lunch? Because it wanted to have a “stuffing” good time!
- What’s a lunch’s favorite card game? “Sand-wiches and Euchre”!
- How do you catch a squirrel at lunch? Climb a tree and act like a “nut”!
- Why was the lunch box always calm? Because it knew how to “chill”!
- How do you make a lunchtime joke? You “platter” up with puns!
Final Thoughts
We hope these lunch jokes left you with a full belly of laughter. If you’re still hungry for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:
- Dinner Jokes for Food Lovers
Remember, sharing a good laugh is a wonderful way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some tasty enjoyment!
