40 Funny Rain Puns

Get ready for a downpour of laughter as we present 40 hilarious puns all about rain, that watery wonder of nature! Whether you love rainy days or just want to add some precipitation humor to your day, these puns will have you showered with smiles.

Jump to:

19715039 s5fm tu39 170305 1 scaled

Rain Puns (Part 1)

Prepare for a deluge of puns in the first part. Share these puns to spread the precipitation humor!

  1. Why do raindrops never play hide and seek? Because they always make a splash!
  2. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, but a cloud’s a crowd!”
  3. Did you hear about the raindrop’s love story? It fell for a dewy-eyed cloud.
  4. How do you organize a fantastic rain party? You “drizzle” in some fun!
  5. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of music? “Drops” of hip-hop!
  6. Why did the umbrella apply for a job? It wanted to cover some expenses!
  7. What’s a raindrop’s favorite game? “Thunder”struck!
  8. How do raindrops stay connected with each other? Through “moist” messages!
  9. Why don’t raindrops ever feel lonely? Because they’re always part of a “precipitation”!
  10. What do raindrops do when they’re upset? They have a “downpour” of emotions!

Rain Puns (Part 2)

Continue to explore rain puns in the second part. Share these puns for even more precipitation amusement!

  1. Why don’t raindrops ever feel stressed? Because they go with the “flow”!
  2. How do raindrops stay in shape? They do “liquid” aerobics!
  3. Did you hear about the raindrop’s career in showbiz? It was a “drop” in the bucket!
  4. What do you call a raindrop who’s always late? A “drizzle”!
  5. Why did the raindrop become a detective? It wanted to solve “liquid” cases!
  6. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of dessert? “Puddle” pudding!
  7. How do raindrops express themselves? Through “pour”etry!
  8. Why did the raindrop break up with the snowflake? It felt they were too “icy”!
  9. What’s a raindrop’s favorite kind of exercise? “Rain” jogging!
  10. How do raindrops make decisions? They “water” their options!

30978881 5mbs rakq 220331 scaled

Rain One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some precipitation humor. Share these jokes to add some moisture to someone’s day!

  • I told a rain joke, and it really “wet” their appetite for laughter.
  • Why did the scarecrow become a meteorologist? It wanted to “rain” in the weather!
  • How do raindrops stay calm? They “pitter-patter” their thoughts!
  • What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of sandwich? “Drizzle”wiches!
  • Why did the raindrop bring an umbrella to the party? It wanted to “shower” everyone with fun!
  • Why did the raindrop go to therapy? It had too many “downpours” of emotions!
  • How do raindrops make decisions? They “precipitate” their choices!
  • What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of movie? “Liquid” dramas!
  • Why don’t raindrops ever get in arguments? They have “fluid” conversations!
  • How do raindrops keep secrets? They “water” them down!

Best Rain Jokes

These top-notch rain jokes are sure to make you smile. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to precipitation humor!

  1. What do raindrops say to each other when they meet? “Water” you up to?
  2. How do raindrops settle disputes? They “drizzle” it out!
  3. Why did the raindrop become a gardener? It wanted to “grow” its own beauty!
  4. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of book? “Flood” novels!
  5. How do raindrops celebrate birthdays? With “shower” parties!
  6. Why did the cloud feel sad? Because it had too many “rain”y days!
  7. What do you call a raindrop with a sense of humor? A “drip”!
  8. How do raindrops apologize to each other? They “mist” the mark!
  9. Why did the raindrop bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to “rise” above the rest!
  10. How do raindrops make friends? They “drizzle” into each other’s lives!

Final Thoughts

We hope these rain puns and jokes brought a “shower” of laughter to your day! If you’re still ready for more laughs, check out these other collections of jokes:

  • Weather Humor Jokes
  • Playful Puns for a Good Laugh
  • Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

27571195 7305173 scaled

Remember, sharing a good laugh is a wonderful way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family to bring some rain-inspired humor to their day!

About Me

Hey there! I'm Adrianna.
Convinced that the right pun can light up any moment, and I'm on a mission to sprinkle that laughter into your day!

Discover more about me.

More

Nature Jokes

[crp]

3,606 thoughts on “40 Funny Rain Puns”

  1. An impressive share, I simply given this onto a colleague who was doing a bit of analysis on this. And he in actual fact bought me breakfast as a result of I found it for him.. smile. So let me reword that: Thnx for the treat! However yeah Thnkx for spending the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love reading more on this topic. If attainable, as you turn out to be expertise, would you mind updating your weblog with more particulars? It is extremely helpful for me. Large thumb up for this weblog post!

    Reply
  2. Someone essentially help to make seriously posts I would state. This is the first time I frequented your website page and thus far? I amazed with the research you made to make this particular publish incredible. Wonderful job!

    Reply
  3. Hi! This is kind of off topic but I need some advice from an established blog.

    Is it tough to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick.
    I’m thinking about creating my own but I’m not sure where to begin. Do you have any tips or suggestions?
    Appreciate it

    Reply
  4. Attractive section of content. I just stumbled upon your blog and in accession capital to assert that I get in fact enjoyed account your blog posts.
    Anyway I’ll be subscribing to your feeds and even I achievement you access consistently fast.

    Reply
  5. 食堂カフェpotto×タニタカフェ イオンモール堺北花田店

    Description:
    堺でレストランなら「食堂カフェpotto×タニタカフェ イオンモール堺北花田店」がおすすめです。御堂筋線北花田駅から徒歩1分、イオンモール堺北花田3階に位置する健康志向の名店。「ココロにイイ カラダにイイ」をコンセプトに、美味しさと健康を両立した料理を提供する、身体を気遣う方に最適なレストランです。

    Keyword:
    堺 レストラン

    Address:
    〒591-8008 大阪府堺市北区東浅香山町4丁1-12
    イオンモール堺北花田 3F

    Phone:
    0722459123

    GoogleMap URL:

    Category:
    レストラン

    Reply
  6. You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this
    topic to be really one thing that I believe I
    would never understand. It sort of feels too complex and
    very wide for me. I’m having a look forward on your next submit, I’ll try to get the cling of it!

    Reply
  7. Wonderful beat ! I wish to apprentice while you amend your web site,
    how could i subscribe for a blog website?
    The account helped me a acceptable deal. I had been a little bit acquainted of this your broadcast
    provided bright clear idea

    Reply
  8. I do consider all the concepts you’ve introduced to your post.
    They’re really convincing and will definitely work.
    Nonetheless, the posts are too short for starters. May you please
    extend them a bit from next time? Thanks for the post.

    Reply
  9. Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so much about this, like you wrote
    the book in it or something. I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home
    a bit, but instead of that, this is fantastic blog. An excellent read.

    I will definitely be back.

    Reply
  10. Do you have a spam issue on this site; I also am a blogger,
    and I was wanting to know your situation; many of us have developed some nice practices and we are looking to
    swap strategies with other folks, please shoot me an email if interested.

    Reply
  11. I have been browsing online more than three hours today, yet
    I never found any interesting article like yours.
    It’s pretty worth enough for me. In my opinion, if all
    web owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the net will be much more useful than ever before.

    Reply
  12. You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter
    to be actually something that I think I would never understand.
    It seems too complex and extremely broad for me.
    I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the
    hang of it!

    Reply
  13. Normally I do not read post on blogs, however I would like to say that
    this write-up very forced me to take a look at and do it!
    Your writing style has been amazed me. Thank you, very
    great article.

    Reply
  14. Wow that was unusual. I just wrote an incredibly long comment but after I clicked
    submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyway, just wanted to say
    great blog!

    Reply
  15. Hello, Neat post. There’s a problem together with your site in internet explorer, might check this?
    IE nonetheless is the market leader and a big part of folks will miss your wonderful writing due to this problem.

    Reply
  16. A motivating discussion is definitely worth comment. I do think that you need to publish more about this subject, it may
    not be a taboo subject but typically people do not discuss
    these subjects. To the next! Many thanks!!

    Reply
  17. I know this if off topic but I’m looking into starting my
    own blog and was curious what all is needed to get setup?
    I’m assuming having a blog like yours would cost a pretty penny?
    I’m not very web savvy so I’m not 100% positive. Any suggestions or advice would be greatly appreciated.

    Thank you

    Reply
  18. But wanna comment on few general things, The website design and style is perfect, the subject matter is really good. “The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.” by Sonya Friedman.

    Reply
  19. FB-Laser features high-quality laser diodes for all applications

    Designed to meet industrial demands, our products provide
    outstanding power, dependability, and performance

    Experience speedy worldwide shipping and
    exceptional customer service with every order

    Get the right diode for your project today

    Reply
  20. My coder is trying to convince me to move to .net from PHP.

    I have always disliked the idea because of the costs. But he’s tryiong none the less.

    I’ve been using WordPress on several websites for about
    a year and am concerned about switching to another platform.

    I have heard great things about blogengine.net.
    Is there a way I can import all my wordpress posts into it?
    Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated!

    Reply
  21. I simply couldn’t depart your site prior to suggesting that I extremely enjoyed the standard information an individual provide
    in your guests? Is going tto be again steadily in order tto check up on new posts

    Here is my site;

    Reply
  22. After looking over a few of the blog posts on your web
    site, I really appreciate your technique of writing a blog.
    I saved it to my bookmark site list and will be checking back in the near future.

    Please check out my website too and let me know
    your opinion.

    Reply
  23. My partner and I stumbled over here from a different website and thought I might check things out.
    I like what I see so i am just following you.

    Look forward to going over your web page for a second time.

    Reply
  24. hi!,I really like your writing so much! percentage we be in contact more about your
    article on AOL? I need a specialist on this house to unravel my problem.
    Maybe that’s you! Looking ahead to look you.

    Reply

Leave a Comment