40 Funny Rain Puns

Get ready for a downpour of laughter as we present 40 hilarious puns all about rain, that watery wonder of nature! Whether you love rainy days or just want to add some precipitation humor to your day, these puns will have you showered with smiles.

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Rain Puns (Part 1)

Prepare for a deluge of puns in the first part. Share these puns to spread the precipitation humor!

  1. Why do raindrops never play hide and seek? Because they always make a splash!
  2. What did one raindrop say to the other? “Two’s company, but a cloud’s a crowd!”
  3. Did you hear about the raindrop’s love story? It fell for a dewy-eyed cloud.
  4. How do you organize a fantastic rain party? You “drizzle” in some fun!
  5. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of music? “Drops” of hip-hop!
  6. Why did the umbrella apply for a job? It wanted to cover some expenses!
  7. What’s a raindrop’s favorite game? “Thunder”struck!
  8. How do raindrops stay connected with each other? Through “moist” messages!
  9. Why don’t raindrops ever feel lonely? Because they’re always part of a “precipitation”!
  10. What do raindrops do when they’re upset? They have a “downpour” of emotions!

Rain Puns (Part 2)

Continue to explore rain puns in the second part. Share these puns for even more precipitation amusement!

  1. Why don’t raindrops ever feel stressed? Because they go with the “flow”!
  2. How do raindrops stay in shape? They do “liquid” aerobics!
  3. Did you hear about the raindrop’s career in showbiz? It was a “drop” in the bucket!
  4. What do you call a raindrop who’s always late? A “drizzle”!
  5. Why did the raindrop become a detective? It wanted to solve “liquid” cases!
  6. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of dessert? “Puddle” pudding!
  7. How do raindrops express themselves? Through “pour”etry!
  8. Why did the raindrop break up with the snowflake? It felt they were too “icy”!
  9. What’s a raindrop’s favorite kind of exercise? “Rain” jogging!
  10. How do raindrops make decisions? They “water” their options!

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Rain One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some precipitation humor. Share these jokes to add some moisture to someone’s day!

  • I told a rain joke, and it really “wet” their appetite for laughter.
  • Why did the scarecrow become a meteorologist? It wanted to “rain” in the weather!
  • How do raindrops stay calm? They “pitter-patter” their thoughts!
  • What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of sandwich? “Drizzle”wiches!
  • Why did the raindrop bring an umbrella to the party? It wanted to “shower” everyone with fun!
  • Why did the raindrop go to therapy? It had too many “downpours” of emotions!
  • How do raindrops make decisions? They “precipitate” their choices!
  • What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of movie? “Liquid” dramas!
  • Why don’t raindrops ever get in arguments? They have “fluid” conversations!
  • How do raindrops keep secrets? They “water” them down!

Best Rain Jokes

These top-notch rain jokes are sure to make you smile. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to precipitation humor!

  1. What do raindrops say to each other when they meet? “Water” you up to?
  2. How do raindrops settle disputes? They “drizzle” it out!
  3. Why did the raindrop become a gardener? It wanted to “grow” its own beauty!
  4. What’s a raindrop’s favorite type of book? “Flood” novels!
  5. How do raindrops celebrate birthdays? With “shower” parties!
  6. Why did the cloud feel sad? Because it had too many “rain”y days!
  7. What do you call a raindrop with a sense of humor? A “drip”!
  8. How do raindrops apologize to each other? They “mist” the mark!
  9. Why did the raindrop bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to “rise” above the rest!
  10. How do raindrops make friends? They “drizzle” into each other’s lives!

Final Thoughts

We hope these rain puns and jokes brought a “shower” of laughter to your day! If you’re still ready for more laughs, check out these other collections of jokes:

  • Weather Humor Jokes
  • Playful Puns for a Good Laugh
  • Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

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Remember, sharing a good laugh is a wonderful way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family to bring some rain-inspired humor to their day!

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