80 Funny Nose Puns

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Prepare for some nose-tickling humor with these 45 puns dedicated to all things nose. Whether you have a nose for humor or simply appreciate a good pun, these jokes will make you smile.

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Nose Puns

Start with some playful nose puns. Share these with friends to bring a smile to their faces!

  1. Did you hear about the nose that joined a band?
    It’s a real sniffer player.
  2. What’s a nose’s favorite type of cookie?
    S’not gingerbread!
  3. How do you make a nose laugh?
    Tickle its nostril.
  4. Why did the nose become a detective?
    It had a nose for solving mysteries.
  5. How do you call a nose that’s always in a hurry?
    A runny nose.

Cartoon graphic of noses smelling flowers.

Nose Puns Reddit:

  1. I nose what you’re thinking, and it’s snot good.
  2. Why did the nose feel sad? Because it was tired of getting picked on.

Big Nose Jokes One-Liners:

  1. I told my friend his nose was big and he said, That’s snot very nice!
  2. With a nose that big, you must be able to smell trouble from a mile away.

Big Nose Puns:

  1. He’s got a big nose, but he always manages to keep it out of other people’s business.
  2. I didn’t say you have a big nose, I just said you’re very good at air intake.

Broken Nose Puns:

  1. I broke my nose in a fight. Now it’s out of joint.
  2. When I broke my nose, it really sniffed the situation up.

Big Nose Jokes for Adults:

  1. His nose is so big, when he sneezes, it’s considered a weather event.
  2. She’s got such a big nose, she can smell what’s cooking in other countries.

Nose Sayings:

  1. Keep your nose to the grindstone.
  2. That’s the way the cookie crumbles, or in your case, the way the nose sniffs.

Nose Hair Jokes:

  1. Why do nose hairs make terrible comedians? Because their jokes always fall flat.
  2. My nose hair is getting so long, it’s starting to weave its own mustache.

Sniff Pun:

  1. I’m on the scent of a good joke – just wait a sniff!
  2. Life’s too short to sniff out all the bad puns, but I’ll give it a try.

Nose One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some light-hearted nose humour. Share these jokes to brighten someone’s day.

  • I tried to make a nose joke, but it just blew away.
  • What’s a nose’s favorite type of book?
    S’not a mystery.
  • Why did the nose get an award?
    Because it had a great scent of humor.
  • I used to be a nose model, but I couldn’t sniff out the competition.
  • Why don’t noses ever get lost?
    Because they always point the way.

Best Nose Jokes

These top-notch nose jokes are sure to leave you smiling. Share these puns with friends for some sniff-tastic laughs!

  1. Why did the nose apply for a job as a chef?
    Because it wanted to taste success.
  2. How do you organize a surprise party for your nose?
    You scent it’s happening!
  3. Why did the nose become a lifeguard?
    Because it could sniff out danger.
  4. How do you call a nose that’s great at math?
    Nostril-gic.
  5. Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian?
    Because it knew how to nose how to make people laugh.
  6. Why did the nose become a gardener?
    Because it had a green sniffer.
  7. How does a nose keep its shape?
    With a nasal spray.
  8. What did one nose say to the other during a race?
    We’ve got the ‘scent’ of victory!
  9. Why did the nose become a fashion model?
    Because it had a great sense of style.
  10. How do you call a nose that’s always in a hurry?
    A fast-nose.
  11. Why did the nose start a band?
    Because it wanted to snort out some tunes.
  12. What’s a nose’s favorite type of sandwich?
    Sub-nose.
  13. How do you call a nose that loves to dance?
    A boogie nose.
  14. Why did the nose go to therapy?
    It had too many emotional sniff-ues.
  15. What did one nose say to the other when they disagreed?
    Let’s ‘nose’ about this later!
  16. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker?
    Because it knew how to nose-pire others.
  17. How do you call a nose that’s great at math?
    Numerical nostril.
  18. What’s a nose’s favorite type of music?
    S’not-so classical.
  19. Why did the nose enroll in an art class?
    It wanted to nose how to paint.
  20. How do you call a nose that’s a coffee enthusiast?
    Espresso nostril.
  21. Why did the nose become a detective?
    Because it could always sniff out the truth.
  22. What did one nose say to the other when they met for coffee?
    Let’s ‘espress-nose’ our feelings.
  23. How do you call a nose that’s a fan of science fiction?
    A space-nostril.
  24. Why did the nose bring a ladder to the gym?
    To work on its nasal-ups.
  25. What’s a nose’s favorite type of pie?
    Pumpkin nose.
  26. How do you call a nose that’s always curious?
    An inquisitive snout.
  27. Why did the nose become a therapist?
    Because it was a good listener.
  28. What did the nose say when it aced the test?
    Nailed it, ‘nose’ it!
  29. How do you call a nose that’s a fan of detective novels?
    A Sherlock schnoz.
  30. Why did the nose become a lifeguard?
    Because it could sniff danger from afar.
  31. What’s a nose’s favorite type of cereal?
    Honey Nut ‘S’Nose.
  32. How do you call a nose that’s always optimistic?
    A hopeful nostril.
  33. Why did the nose become a musician?
    Because it had a great ear for music.
  34. What did one nose say to the other when they were feeling down?
    Chin up, we’ll ‘nose’ our way out!
  35. How do you call a nose that’s a big fan of comedy?
    A giggling sniffer.

Cartoon graphic of a nose wearing a detective hat.

Final Thoughts

We hope these nose puns brought a smile to your face. If you’re still in the mood for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:

Remember, sharing a good laugh is a wonderful way to connect with others. Share these nose puns with friends and family for some sniff-tastic fun!

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