47 Funny Bowling Puns

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Funny Bowling Puns One Liners

  1. Why did the bowler bring string to the alley? To tie up the competition!
  2. What do you call a bowler who never strikes? A gutterball specialist.
  3. Why do bowlers make bad bowlers? They always get stuck in splits.
  4. How do bowlers stay cool? They stand next to their fans!
  5. Why don’t bowlers ever get depressed? They always know how to pick themselves up.

Funny Bowling Puns Dirty

  1. Why did the bowling pins refuse to fall? They had a stiff upper lip.
  2. What do you call a bowler who can’t score? A dry lane expert.
  3. Why did the bowler bring a mop? For his wet dream – a perfect game!
  4. How do you make a bowler’s ball slippery? Just add some finger lube.
  5. What’s a bowler’s favorite position? The 7-10 split.

Funny Bowling Puns for Adults

  1. Why did the bowler bring a date to the alley? To strike up a relationship.
  2. How do bowlers make love? They aim for the pocket.
  3. Why did the bowler get a tattoo? To mark his strikes!
  4. What do you call a sexy bowler? A pin-up model.
  5. Why was the bowler good in bed? He knew how to hit the right spots.

Funny Bowling Puns Clean

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  1. Why did the bowling ball cross the road? To knock down the pins on the other side.
  2. How do you make a bowling alley laugh? Just tickle its pins.
  3. Why did the bowler bring a pencil? In case he needed to draw a strike.
  4. What do you call a bowler who cleans up? A neat strike.
  5. Why was the bowler always calm? He knew how to roll with it.

Short Funny Bowling Quotes

  1. Life is a bowl and then you strike.
  2. Bowling: It’s how I roll.
  3. Gutter today, gone tomorrow.
  4. Keep calm and bowl on.
  5. Striking out is a good thing.

Dirty Bowling Jokes

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  1. Why did the bowler get kicked out of the alley? For using too many balls.
  2. What’s the difference between a bowler and a prostitute? A bowler charges by the frame.
  3. Why did the bowler break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his big balls.
  4. How do bowlers get lucky? They hit the pocket.
  5. What’s a bowler’s favorite position? All the way in the gutter.

Bowling Jokes One Liners

  1. Why did the bowler bring his own ball? Because he couldn’t spare a moment without it.
  2. What’s a bowler’s favorite music? Rock and bowl.
  3. Why don’t bowlers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from a strike.
  4. Why was the bowling alley always calm? Because it knew how to roll with the punches.
  5. What do you call a bowler who always wins? A pin-sider.

Senior Bowling Jokes

  1. Why do senior bowlers never get tired? They always have spare energy.
  2. What’s a senior bowler’s favorite game? Bingo and bowl.
  3. Why do senior bowlers make great friends? They always strike up a conversation.
  4. What do you call an old bowler? A veteran of the lanes.
  5. Why do seniors love bowling? It’s the perfect way to roll into retirement.

Bonus One Liners with Keywords

  1. Why did the bowler bring a cushion? To protect his butt from long games.
  2. What do you call a bowler with knee pain? A spare player.
  3. Why did the bowler eat a burger? To strike up his energy.
  4. Why did the bowler have a big nose? He always knew how to sniff out a strike.
  5. Why don’t bowlers eat spicy food? It causes lane-clearing diarrhea.
  6. What did the bowler do to relieve neck pain? He got a perfect frame alignment.
  7. Why don’t bowlers play tennis? They can’t handle the racket.
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