Get ready to open the door to laughter with these 50 hilarious jokes all about doors. Whether you’re a carpenter or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to knock on your funny bone.
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Door Puns
Open the door to laughter with this collection of puns centered around doors. Share these puns to spread the hilarious humor!
- Why did the door go to therapy? It had too many “hinges” to work through.
- What do you call a door that tells jokes? A “knock-knock” door!
- Did you hear about the door that started a band? It was great at “jammin’” tunes.
- How do you compliment a well-hung door? “You’re really swinging in style!”
- What’s a door’s favorite type of music? “Heavy metal,” of course!
- Why did the door apply for a job as a locksmith? It wanted to be part of the “key” team.
- How do doors greet each other? “We make quite an ‘entry’!”
- What did the one door say to the other during a home renovation? “Let’s ‘knob’ down some changes!”
- How do doors apologize? They “open up” and say sorry.
- What’s a door’s favorite game? “Hide and open,” of course!
Door One Liners
Enjoy these quick one-liners for some door-themed amusement. Share these jokes for a dose of hilarious humor and fun.
- Doors never lose their edge; they’re always ready to swing.
- Why do doors make terrible comedians? They can’t “handle” the pressure to perform.
- I told a door joke, but it didn’t “knock” well with the audience.
- What did one door say to the other during a disagreement? “Let’s find some common ‘frame’ of mind!”
- Doors always tell the best stories; they’re full of “entry-taining” tales.
- Did you hear about the door that went to drama school? It wanted to “act” naturally.
- How do doors always stay positive? They’re always “up” for anything.
- Why did the door refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to risk being “slammed”!
- What’s a door’s favorite sport? “Knob hockey” at the Olympics!
- Did you hear about the doors that went on strike? They weren’t “opening” to nonsense anymore.
Best Door Jokes (Part 1)
Enjoy the first part of the best door jokes that are sure to make you smile. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to door-related humor!
- Why did the door win an award? It had an “entrance-ing” performance!
- What’s a door’s favorite place? The “threshold,” of course!
- Did you hear about the door that wrote a book? It had some “door-scaping” stories.
- How do doors communicate? They “open up” conversations!
- Why did the front door apply for a job at the mansion? It wanted to be the “grand” entrance.
- Doors are great at solving problems; they always “unlock” solutions.
- What’s a door’s favorite dance? The “hinge-and-twirl.”
- Did you hear about the door that won a contest? It was “door-ingly” good.
- How do doors keep up with the latest fashion trends? They “doorknob” style advice.
- Why did the door start a YouTube channel? It wanted to share its “open” ideas.
Best Door Jokes (Part 2)
Enjoy the second part of the best door jokes that are sure to keep the laughter going. These jokes continue the fun-filled opening!
- Why did the door have a hard time in school? It was always “hanging” around.
- What’s a door’s favorite place to vacation? “Porta Beach.”
- Did you hear about the door that became a fashion model? It was a real “entrance” on the runway.
- How do doors always stay ahead of the curve? They’re “ahead of the ‘frame.’”
- Doors are great motivational speakers; they’re always “uplifting”!
- What did the one door say to the other after a long day of swinging? “Let’s ‘latch’ onto relaxation!”
- Doors are great at networking; they always “open” conversations.
- Did you hear about the door that won a race? It had a “door-ific” finish!
- How do doors keep their secrets safe? They’re always “locked up.”
- Why did the door turn red? It was all “flushed” with excitement!
- Why did the door apply for a job as a comedian? It had a knack for “knock-knock” humor.
- What’s a door’s favorite mode of transportation? The “knockarounds”!
- Did you hear about the door that joined a dance competition? It was the best at the “door-a-ma.”
- How do doors celebrate Halloween? They go “trick-or-treating” for knobs.
- Why was the door always the life of the party? It had the best “entry-tainment” skills.
- How do doors stay in shape? They do “hinge-ups” every morning.
- What’s a door’s favorite holiday? “Hingemas”!
- Did you hear about the door that became a motivational speaker? It knew how to “open” minds.
- How do doors handle stress? They “knobulate” their frustrations away.
- Why did the door become a detective? It was skilled at “solving” mysteries.
Final Thoughts
We hope these door jokes opened the door to laughter and fun. If you’re still ready for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:
- Carpenter and Home Improvement Humor Jokes
Remember, sharing a good laugh is a wonderful way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some playful enjoyment!
knocked on the door of these jokes, and man did I find some good laughs! Adrianna Rick, you got more of these?
Right? I was rolling! Needs a part 3 haha
Loved the door puns, Adrianna Rick! Shared them with my class, and they couldn’t stop laughing. Education with a smile is the best kind. Thanks for the laughs!
These door jokes are just what I needed for the family dinner talk. 😊
The door jokes had me rolling! Here’s one for you: ‘Why did the door go to school? Because it wanted to learn how to open up!’ Keep the funnies coming!
haha, that’s a good one! loved both the article and this joke!
Wow, didn’t know doors were that interesting.
never knew doors could be this funny, gonna share a couple at work tomorrow.
Was looking for some new dad jokes. Some of these door jokes are perfect. My kids will be groaning in no time.
Adding a few of these to my set, audiences love a good door joke. Cheers Adrianna!
wow, never thought i’d read a deep dive on door jokes, but here we are. guess you really can find anything on the internet.
Absolutely loved Best Door Jokes Part 1. Did you know that the oldest known door is over 5,000 years old? Found in Switzerland! Doors are more interesting than you think.
My book club is going to get a kick out of these. Thank you for the smiles, Adrianna!
I think the puns were a bit too much. Not every article has to be a joke. Somewhat disappointed.
Aw come on, a little humor is good now and then! Lightens up the day!
Wow, doors? What’ll they think of next, window humor? Lol, keep it coming Adrianna.
These door jokes are just what I needed for my stand-up night. Hope the crowd finds them as hilarious as I do! Doors, who knew?
Absolutely adored the door puns. Our library patrons will hear these at checkout!
Hey this is kinda of off topic but I was wondering if blogs use WYSIWYG editors or if you have to manually code with HTML. I’m starting a blog soon but have no coding experience so I wanted to get advice from someone with experience. Any help would be greatly appreciated!