40 Funny Jokes About Weekends

Get ready to celebrate the weekend with these 40 hilarious jokes all about those precious days of rest and relaxation. Whether you’re a weekend enthusiast or just in need of a good laugh, these jokes are sure to make your weekend even brighter.

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Weekend Puns

Prepare for some weekend chuckles with this collection of puns centered around the best part of the week. Share these puns to spread the weekend joy!

  1. Why did the weekend go to therapy? It had too many “week” days.
  2. What do you call a day that always makes jokes? Weak-end!
  3. Did you hear about the weekend that planned a surprise party? It wanted to make it extra “special.”
  4. How do you compliment a fabulous weekend? “You’re the best ‘end’ to my week!”
  5. What’s a weekend’s favorite type of music? Smooth jazz, of course!
  6. Why did the weekend calendar apply for a job? It wanted to be more “week-end-able.”
  7. How do weekends greet each other? “Hope you have a ‘week-tastic’ one!”
  8. What did one weekend say to the other during a busy week? “Hang in there, we’re almost there!”
  9. How do weekends apologize? They “calendar-mly” say sorry.
  10. What’s a weekend’s favorite game? Hide and seek—it loves the “end” game!

Weekend One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some light-hearted weekend amusement. Share these jokes to add a touch of humor to your days of rest.

  • Weekends never lose their magic; they’re always “spell-binding.”
  • Why did the calendar refuse to play cards on the weekend? It didn’t want to risk a “lazy hand.”
  • I tried to tell a weekend joke, but it “rested” on the audience.
  • What did one weekend say to the other during a busy day? “Let’s take it easy!”
  • Weekends are great listeners; they’re always “end-tirely” attentive.
  • Did you hear about the calendar that went on vacation for the weekend? It wanted a “rest.”
  • How do weekends always stay positive? They keep a “week-tastic” attitude.
  • Why don’t weekends ever gamble? They’re afraid of “losing time.”
  • What’s a weekend’s favorite sport? Weekend warriors—they love to relax!
  • Did you hear about the weekend that ran away? It needed a “break”!

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Best Weekend Jokes (Part 1)

Enjoy the first part of the best weekend jokes that are sure to make you smile. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to weekend-related humor!

  1. Why did the calendar start a weekend book club? It wanted some “week-tales” to read.
  2. What’s a weekend’s favorite place? The “lazy river,” of course!
  3. Did you hear about the calendar that wrote a weekend poem? It had a “week-tacular” rhyme.
  4. How do weekends communicate? They “chill” together for coffee!
  5. Why did the weekend calendar apply for a job at the bakery? It kneaded some “dough.”
  6. Weekends are great at giving advice; they always “calendar” the best time.
  7. What’s a weekend’s favorite dance? The “shuffle” rhythm.
  8. Did you hear about the calendar that won a weekend contest? It was “week-tastic.”
  9. How do weekends stay up to date with the latest news? They “calendar” for updates.
  10. Why did the calendar start a YouTube channel on weekends? It wanted to share its “week-tacular” insights.

Best Weekend Jokes (Part 2)

Enjoy the second part of the best weekend jokes that are sure to keep the laughter going. These jokes continue the fun-filled humor!

  1. What did one weekend say to the other during a relaxing day? “Let’s make it a ‘lazy’ one!”
  2. Weekends are great at problem-solving; they always find the “restful” solution.
  3. Why did the calendar host a weekend tea party? It wanted to “sip” into relaxation.
  4. How do weekends motivate each other? They say, “Let’s ‘rest’ and recharge!”
  5. Why did the weekend calendar become a detective? It wanted to solve the “week-tacular” mysteries.
  6. Weekends are the best at multitasking; they can “rest” and chill at the same time.
  7. What’s a weekend’s favorite art form? “Relax”ation!
  8. Did you hear about the calendar that started a weekend podcast? It wanted to share its “week-tacular” thoughts.
  9. How do weekends make important decisions? They “lounge” and discuss it.
  10. Why did the calendar throw a weekend party? It wanted to make it a “week-tacular” event!

Final Thoughts

We hope these weekend jokes brought some humor to your days of rest and relaxation. If you’re still ready for more laughs, check out these other collections of jokes:

  • Day of the Week Humor Jokes
  • Playful Puns for a Good Laugh
  • Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

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Remember, sharing a good laugh is a great way to unwind and connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some playful enjoyment!

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