50 Funny Parrot Jokes

Get ready for a colorful collection of 50 hilarious parrot jokes. Whether you’re a bird lover or just looking for some feathered fun, these jokes are sure to make you squawk with laughter.

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Cartoon graphic of a cheerful parrot perched on a branch.

Parrot Puns

Let’s start the avian amusement with a collection of puns featuring our feathered friends, the parrots. Share these puns to spread the laughter!

  1. What’s a parrot’s favorite game to play with a pencil? Beak-a-boo!
  2. Why do parrots make terrible secret agents? Because they always squawk!
  3. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark? An animal that talks your ear off and then eats it!
  4. How does a parrot ask for a cracker in Spanish? “Polly quiere una galleta!”
  5. What’s a parrot’s favorite type of music? Anything with “bird” in the title!

Cartoon graphic of a parrot holding a cracker.

Parrot One-Liners (Part 1)

Enjoy these quick one-liners that are sure to make you chirp with laughter. Share these jokes for some parrot-themed amusement!

  1. Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Because it wanted to be a “polly”-unsaturated!
  2. How do you put a parrot to sleep? Tweet dreams!
  3. What’s a parrot’s favorite TV show? “Game of Perches”!
  4. Why don’t parrots use cell phones? Because they already have beak-to-beak communication!
  5. What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!

Cartoon graphic of a parrot with sunglasses.

Parrot One-Liners (Part 2)

Here’s the continuation of parrot-themed one-liners for even more feathered fun.

  1. Why did the parrot get kicked out of the comedy club? Because it kept squawking up the punchlines!
  2. How do parrots ask for directions? They use a “bird” map!
  3. What’s a parrot’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Mac-beak”!
  4. Why did the parrot wear a backpack to the jungle? Because it wanted to have a “bird”-venture!
  5. What do you call a parrot that flew away and then came back? A “polygonal”!

Cartoon graphic of a parrot in a pirate hat.

Best Parrot Jokes

These top-notch parrot jokes are sure to make you soar with laughter. They’re the feathered kings and queens of the aviary when it comes to parrot-themed fun!

  1. Why did the parrot become a stand-up comedian? Because it wanted to “crack” up the audience!
  2. How do parrots greet each other? “Polly wants a cracker!”
  3. What did the parrot say when it saw the palm tree? “I’ve got a date with destiny!”
  4. How do you make a parrot stop talking? Put it in the freezer; it’ll be a “parrot-sicle”!
  5. Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the birdhouse? Because it wanted to go to the next “level”!
  6. Why did the parrot sit in the clock all day? Because it wanted to “kill” time!
  7. What’s a parrot’s favorite game at the beach? “Polly”ball!
  8. How do you stop a parrot from talking too much? Turn off its “bird-o-meter”!
  9. Why don’t parrots use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
  10. What did the parrot say when it found out it was adopted? “You’ve got to be squawking kidding me!”
  11. How do you know if a parrot is on the phone? You hear a lot of “wing”-ing!
  12. Why did the parrot get a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to make “polyseed” bread!
  13. What did the parrot say after finishing a puzzle? “Polly-piece together”!
  14. How do parrots ask for help in an emergency? They scream, “Polly-911!”
  15. What’s a parrot’s favorite game on a rainy day? “Perch”!
  16. Why did the parrot refuse to share its food? Because it was “beak-onomical”!
  17. How do parrots apologize? They say, “I’m squawking sorry!”
  18. What’s a parrot’s favorite movie? “The Squawkfather”!
  19. Why did the parrot bring a backpack to the zoo? Because it wanted to have a “feathery” good time!
  20. How do you make a parrot stop biting? Use beak control!
  21. Why did the parrot get kicked out of the library? Because it was talking during “beak time”!
  22. What do you call a parrot that flew away and joined the circus? A “cirque-ular”!
  23. How do parrots clean their feathers? They use “polly-ster”!
  24. What’s a parrot’s favorite type of cookie? “Macaw-roni”!
  25. Why did the parrot bring a map to the birdhouse? Because it didn’t want to “wing” it!
  26. How do you throw a party for a parrot? You “feather” it with fun!
  27. What did the parrot say when it won the singing competition? “I’m the squawk star!”
  28. Why did the parrot go to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see some “picasso-parrots”!
  29. What’s a parrot’s favorite subject in school? “Squawking”!
  30. Why don’t parrots ever tell secrets? Because they’re afraid of “beak”-stabbers!
  31. How do you make a parrot stop acting like a pirate? Take away its “perch”!
  32. Why did the parrot go to the soccer game? Because it wanted to see the “penalty squawk”!
  33. What’s a parrot’s favorite type of weather? “Poly”-namic!
  34. Why did the parrot bring a suitcase to the rainforest? Because it wanted to have a “fly” vacation!
  35. How do parrots stay in shape? They do “polly”-ometrics!

Final Thoughts

We hope these parrot-themed jokes brought some feathered laughter to your day. If you’re still ready for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:

  • Wild Laughter for Animal Enthusiasts
  • Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments
  • Playful Puns for a Good Laugh

Remember, sharing a good laugh is a fantastic way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some parrot-tastic enjoyment!

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