50 Funny Snake Jokes

Slither into the world of snake humor with these 50 hilarious snake jokes. Whether you’re fascinated by these legless reptiles or just in the mood for some hiss-terical puns, you’re in for a snake-tastic time.

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Introduction

Snakes are captivating creatures known for their unique qualities and mystique. But who says we can’t have some fun with these serpentine wonders? In this collection, we’ve compiled 65 funny jokes about snakes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. So, grab your virtual snake-charming flute, and let’s embark on a slithering journey of laughter!

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Snake Puns (Part 1)

Here are some pun-derful jokes centered around snakes. Get ready to chuckle and enjoy these hiss-terical puns!

  1. What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 meters long? A “pi”-thon!
  2. Why did the snake bring a ladder to the tree? Because it wanted to go to the “top”!
  3. How do you measure a snake’s length? In “inches”!
  4. What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory!
  5. Why did the snake go to school? To improve its “snake-demics”!
  6. How do you apologize to a snake? You say, “I’m “sss-sorry”!”
  7. What’s a snake’s favorite dance? The “mamba”!
  8. Why did the snake start a band? Because it had a “rattle”-ing good rhythm!
  9. What do you call a snake that’s good at math? A “snaaaaake”!
  10. Why don’t snakes ever lose at cards? Because they’re all “boa”-nafide experts!

Snake Shenanigans

Now, let’s explore some snake shenanigans. These jokes highlight the humorous side of these legless reptiles’ daily lives:

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  1. What did one snake say to the other during a game of hide and seek? “I’ll “cobra” you hide!”
  2. Why did the snake bring a backpack to the jungle? Because it wanted to have a “python”-icnic!
  3. How do you make a snake laugh? You tickle its “funny bone”!
  4. What did the snake say when it lost its voice? “I’m “rattled”!”
  5. Why don’t snakes ever get lost? Because they always know where they “slither”!
  6. What’s a snake’s favorite dessert? “Cobra” ice cream!
  7. How do snakes send messages? They use “hiss”-tergrams!
  8. What’s a snake’s favorite movie genre? “Hisss-terical” comedies!
  9. Why don’t snakes ever play hide and seek with iguanas? Because the iguanas are always “green” with envy!
  10. How do you make a snake smile? You give it a “compli-ment”!
  1. What do you call a snake that’s a great singer? A “bo-conda”!
  2. How do you make a snake stop hissing? You “rattle” its cage!
  3. What’s a snake’s favorite type of car? A “python”-da!
  4. Why did the snake bring a suitcase to the desert? Because it wanted to have a “rattle”-cation!
  5. How do you calm a nervous snake? You find a “scales-tion”!
  6. What’s a snake’s favorite game show? “Wheel of “misss”-fortune”!
  7. Why did the snake become a detective? Because it wanted to solve “hiss-teries”!
  8. What do you call a snake that’s a computer expert? A “byte”-hon!
  9. Why did the snake join a music band? Because it had “rattle”-ing good rhythm!
  10. How do you make a snake float? You add “serpent”-ine!
  11. How do snakes celebrate their birthdays? They have a “scale”-bration!
  12. What’s a snake’s favorite type of music? Rock and “rattle”!
  13. Why did the snake bring a backpack to the desert? Because it wanted to carry some “sandy”-wiches!
  14. What do you call a snake that’s good at spelling? A “python”!
  15. How do you make a snake laugh its tail off? You tickle its “funny bone”!
  16. Why did the snake become a chef? Because it wanted to make “hiss-terpieces”!
  17. What’s a snake’s favorite sport? “Hiss”-key!
  18. How do you make a snake stop biting its nails? You offer it a “snack”!
  19. Why did the snake get a job as a lifeguard? Because it was great at “cobra”-ing the water!
  20. What did the snake say to the rabbit? “You’re a hop-tical illusion!”
  21. Continue the pun-tastic humor with the third part of snake puns that are sure to make you smile. These jokes continue the slithering fun!
  22. Why did the snake go to the dance? Because it heard they were playing the “rattle”!
  23. How do you send a snake mail? You use “hiss”-termail!
  24. What’s a snake’s favorite type of cookie? “Pythons”!
  25. Why did the snake become a comedian? Because it had a “coil” sense of humor!
  26. How do you make a snake stop playing the guitar? You take away its “strings”!
  27. What’s a snake’s favorite social media platform? “Slither”!
  28. Why don’t snakes ever play hide and seek with tortoises? Because they’re too “shell”-fish!
  29. How do you make a snake smile for a photo? You say, “Ssssay cheese”!
  30. What’s a snake’s favorite holiday? “Hiss-ter”!

Final Thoughts

We hope these snake jokes brought a smile to your face and some laughter to your day. While snakes may be known for their quiet and mysterious nature, they also have a playful and humorous side.

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If you’re in the mood for more laughs, check out our other collections of jokes:

  • Reptile Riddles and Humor
  • Punny Jokes for a Good Laugh
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