60 Funny Jokes About Aliens

Prepare for an extraterrestrial laugh invasion with a collection of 60 hilarious jokes about aliens, those cosmic creatures from beyond our world! Whether you’re a UFO enthusiast or just looking for some intergalactic humor, these jokes will have you laughing your way to the stars.

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Alien Puns (Part 1)

Embark on your cosmic journey with a collection of alien puns in the first part. Share these puns to spread the interstellar humor!

1. Why did the alien bring a pencil to the spaceship? Because it wanted to draw “you”-FOs!
2. Did you hear about the alien who loved to bake? It made “space”-cakes!
3. What’s an alien’s favorite type of music? “Star”-chords!
4. Why did the alien bring a ladder to the alien party? Because it wanted to “rise” to the occasion!
5. What do you call an alien who loves to garden? An “extraterrestri-gardener”!
6. How do aliens send messages? With “cosmic” texts!
7. Why don’t aliens ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “galactic” humor!
8. What’s an alien’s favorite fruit? “UFO”-berries!
9. How do aliens stay in shape? They do “cosmic” workouts!
10. Why did the alien bring a backpack to the interstellar conference? Because it wanted to “pack” some knowledge!

Alien Puns (Part 2)

Continue your cosmic voyage with more alien puns in the second part. Share these puns for even more intergalactic amusement!

11. Why can’t you hear an alien go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent in space!
12. What do you call an alien with an extensive vocabulary? A “thesaurus-tial”!
13. Why did the alien bring a net to the asteroid hunt? To catch some “space”-ceptions!
14. What’s an alien’s favorite type of ice cream? “Inter-galactic”!
15. How did the alien feel after a long day of probing? A bit “space”-y!
16. What do aliens use to fix their spaceships? “Nuts and bolts” from another galaxy!
17. Why don’t aliens ever play hide and seek with humans? Because they always find the “cosmic” hiding spots!
18. What’s an alien’s favorite social media platform? “Star”-book!
19. Why don’t aliens ever get sunburned? Because they have “alien” skin protection!
20. How do aliens make friends? They “beam” up to them

Alien One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some alien humor. Share these jokes to add some interstellar charm to someone’s day!

• I told an alien joke, and it really “rocket”-ed with laughter.
• Why did the alien go to school? To “learn” about Earth!
• How do you ask an alien to be quiet? “Shh-pace”!
• What do aliens do when they’re feeling creative? They “galax-paint”!
• Why did the alien bring a backpack to the lunar picnic? Because it wanted to “lunar-ge” for food!
• How do you invite an alien to a party? “Launch” the invitations!
• Why don’t aliens ever get sunburned? Because they have “cosmic” SPF!
• What’s an alien’s favorite type of puzzle? A “celestial” one!
• Why don’t aliens ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “interstellar” timing!
• How do you ask an alien to dance? “Space-ial” moves!

Best Alien Jokes

These top-notch alien jokes are sure to have you floating on air with laughter. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to intergalactic humor!

31. Why don’t aliens ever play hide and seek with humans? Because they’re always “outerspace-d”!
32. What’s an alien’s favorite type of movie? Anything with “close encounters”!
33. How did the alien feel after a long day of abductions? A bit “star”-drained!
34. Why did the alien bring a ray gun to the UFO party? Because it wanted to “shoot” the breeze!
35. What do you call an alien with an extensive vocabulary and a love for Earth? A “word-smithereens”!
36. Why don’t aliens ever get into arguments? Because they always find a “stellar” solution!
37. How do aliens organize their parties? With “cosmic” invitations!
38. Why don’t aliens ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “alien” humor!
39. What’s an alien’s favorite type of pizza? “Extraterrestrial”!
40. Why did the alien become a chef? Because it had a “cosmic” taste for cuisine!
41. Why did the alien bring a map to Earth? Because it heard it was the “universal” way to get around!
42. What’s an alien’s favorite dance move? The “moonwalk”!
43. How do you ask an alien for help? “Can you lend me a hand… or a tentacle?”
44. Why did the alien bring a backpack to the meteor shower? Because it wanted to catch some “star”-dust!
45. What do you call an alien comedian? An “extraterrestri-al”!
46. Why don’t aliens ever get lost in space? Because they have “cosmic” GPS!
47. What’s an alien’s favorite type of cookie? “Oreo”-biting!
48. How do aliens stay in shape? They do “cosmic yoga”!
49. Why don’t aliens ever become politicians? Because they’re too “alien” for office!
50. Why did the alien become a baker? Because it wanted to make “moon pies”! Cartoon graphic of an alien baking.
51. What’s an alien’s favorite holiday? “E.T.”-ster!
52. Why did the alien bring a telescope to the asteroid belt? Because it wanted to “planet”!
53. What do you call an alien with a sense of fashion? A “space-trend-er”!
54. Why don’t aliens ever get sunburned on Earth? Because they have “solar” protection!
55. What’s an alien’s favorite board game? “Clue”-foss!
56. How do you ask an alien for a favor? “Can you do me a solid… from your planet?”
57. Why did the alien bring a camera to the supernova explosion? Because it wanted to “capture” the moment!
58. What do you call an alien who’s a computer expert? A “byte”-tlefield commander!
59. Why don’t aliens ever get into road rage incidents on Earth? Because they’re used to “space” traffic!
60. Why did the alien become a musician? Because it had a “stellar” talent for playing the “alien”-ophone!

Final Thoughts

We hope these alien puns and jokes launched you into fits of laughter! If you’re still ready for more laughs, check out these other collections of jokes:

• Sci-Fi Humor Jokes

• Playful Puns for a Good Laugh

• Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

Remember, sharing a good laugh is a fantastic way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family to bring some intergalactic-inspired humor to their day!