60 Funny Jokes About Legs

Get ready to take a leg up on humor with these 60 leg-themed jokes. Whether you have two, four, or more legs, these puns are sure to tickle your funny bone.

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Leg Puns

Start with some playful leg puns. Share these with friends for some leg-splits of humor!

1. What’s a frog’s favorite shoe style? Open toad sandals.
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
3. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it (and some legs).
4. What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between you and me, we make things happen.
5. How do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer. How do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no-eye deer.

Leg One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some light-hearted leg humor. Share these jokes for a kick of laughter.

• I tried to make a leg joke, but it couldn’t stand on its own.
• What do you call a bear with no legs? Barely there.
• What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field (of legs).
• I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Best Leg Jokes

These top-notch leg jokes are the “stand-out” when it comes to limb humor. Share these for some leg-tastic laughs!

11. What do you call a snowman with a great sense of style? An “icicle.”
12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
13. How do you organize a space party for your legs? You planet!
14. Why did the legs break up with the feet? They needed some space.
15. Why did the scarecrow become a successful dancer? Because he had “pole” dancing skills.
16. What do you call a leg that’s always late? A “tardy” leg.
17. Why did the math book need strong legs? It had too many problems to solve.
18. How do you make a leg laugh? Tickle its funny bone.
19. Why did the bicycle go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to pedal through.
20. What’s a leg’s favorite mode of transportation? “Foot” power.
21. How do you call a leg with a great sense of humor? A “stand-up” comedian.
22. Why did the legs go to the beach? To catch some “wave”-s.
23. What did the legs say to the knees? “Hold me up, I’m feeling weak!”
24. How do you call a leg that loves to dance? “Legs-tatic.”
25. What do you call a leg’s favorite type of math? “Multi-thigh-cation.”
26. Why did the leg break up with the hip? It wanted some space.
27. What’s a leg’s favorite type of music? “Rock and Roll.”
28. How do you call a leg that’s always in a hurry? A “fast” leg.
29. Why did the scarecrow become a successful dancer? Because he knew how to “stand out” on the dance floor.
30. Why did the leg go to therapy? It had a lot of “issues” to work through.
31. How do you make a leg feel special? Give it a “leg-endary” nickname.
32. Why did the leg become a musician? Because it wanted to “stand” out in the crowd.
33. What’s a leg’s favorite outdoor activity? “Leg” biking.
34. How do you call a leg that’s always worried? A “concerned” leg.
35. Why did the leg get in trouble at school? Because it couldn’t “stand” still.
36. What do you call a leg that’s good at solving mysteries? A “detective” leg.
37. How do you call a leg that loves to travel? An “adventure” leg.
38. Why did the leg bring a ladder to work? To “climb” the career ladder.
39. What’s a leg’s favorite type of dessert? “Leg”ato.
40. How do you call a leg that’s great at telling stories? A “tale” leg.
41. Why did the leg apply for a job as a chef? Because it wanted to “knead” the dough.
42. What’s a leg’s favorite type of book? “Leg-endary” tales.
43. How do you call a leg that loves to exercise? A “fitness” leg.
44. Why did the leg get a passport? It wanted to travel the “world.”
45. How do you call a leg that’s always prepared? A “ready” leg.
46. What’s a leg’s favorite place to hang out? The “ankle” bar.
47. Why did the leg become an artist? Because it had a lot of “brush” strokes.
48. How do you call a leg that’s great at math? A “calculeg” expert.
49. What’s a leg’s favorite type of movie? “Leg-endary” adventures.
50. Why did the leg go to therapy? It wanted to “heal” its past.
51. How do you call a leg that loves gardening? A “green” leg.
52. What do you call a leg that’s always on vacation? A “rested” leg.
53. How do you call a leg that’s always talking? A “chatty” leg.
54. Why did the leg become a lifeguard? Because it was great at “treading” water.
55. What’s a leg’s favorite type of party? A “leg-endary” bash.
56. How do you call a leg that’s always serious? A “solemn” leg.
57. What do you call a leg that loves to cook? A “culinary” leg.
58. Why did the leg get a diploma? It graduated from “standing” school.
59. How do you call a leg that’s great at writing? A “literary” leg.
60. What’s a leg’s favorite type of candy? “Lego” candy.

Final Thoughts

We hope these leg jokes added some “kicks” of laughter to your day. If you’re still in the mood for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:

• Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

• Playful Puns for a Good Laugh

• Funny Animal Jokes for a Chuckle

Remember, sharing a good laugh is a wonderful way to connect with others. Share these leg puns with friends and family for some limb-inspired fun!