65 Funny Coffee Puns

Get ready to brew up some laughter with these 65 coffee-tastic puns and jokes. Whether you’re a coffee lover or just in need of a good laugh, these puns will perk you up!

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Coffee Puns (Part 1)

Brew up a chuckle with the first set of coffee puns. These jokes are sure to espresso your sense of humor!

1. What’s a coffee’s favorite film? Mocha-hontas.
2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
3. How do coffee beans stay up all night? They espresso themselves.
4. What’s a coffee’s favorite magazine? Time Brew.
5. Why do coffee beans never get into arguments? They don’t want to espresso themselves too much.
6. What did the coffee say to the sugar? “You make life sweet!”
7. Why did the coffee refuse to get a job? It was tired of being mugged every morning.
8. How does coffee flirt? It gives you a latte compliments.
9. Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged in a dark alley.
10. How do you know coffee is famous? It has its own mugs hot!

Coffee Puns (Part 2)

Continue the coffee pun fun with the second set of puns. These jokes will leave you espresso-pressed with laughter!

11. What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song? “Don’t Stop Believing” by Brew Journey.
12. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. Or just offer it coffee.
13. What did the coffee cup say to the computer? “You’ve got mail!”
14. How do you make a coffee float? Just add a scoop of ice scream.
15. What’s a coffee’s favorite Shakespeare play? Mac-brew-th.
16. What do you call two coffee mugs sitting next to each other? A “mug shot.”
17. Why do coffee beans never get into fights? They’re afraid of getting grounded.
18. How do you know coffee is ready to settle down? It starts looking for a coffee mate.
19. Why don’t coffee beans ever get into arguments? They don’t want to espresso themselves.
20. How did the coffee bean get into therapy? It had too much espresso in its feelings.

Coffee Puns (Part 3)

Finish your coffee pun journey with the third set of puns. These jokes will brew up a storm of laughter!

21. What’s a coffee’s favorite bedtime story? Groundhog Day.
22. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
23. How do you organize a space party? You planet with a coffee table.
24. What’s a coffee’s favorite season? Fall, because it loves pumpkin spice lattes.
25. Why don’t coffee beans ever complain about their problems? They don’t want to espresso negativity.
26. How do you know you’re dating a coffee addict? They love you a latte.
27. What’s a coffee’s favorite dessert? A donut.
28. How do you make a coffee go faster? Just give it a red eye.
29. What did the coffee say to the sugar? “You complete me!”
30. Why did the coffee go to therapy? It had too many mugs to carry.
31. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of cookie? Biscotti—dunking perfection!
32. How does a coffee bean say goodbye? “Have a latte fun!”
33. What do you call a coffee that gets lost in the woods? A “mugwump.”
34. Why did the coffee start a band? Because it had a strong “brew” of musicians.
35. What’s a coffee’s favorite outdoor activity? Ground hiking.
36. How do you know your coffee is a morning person? It’s always up before you.
37. What’s a coffee’s favorite horror movie? “The Exorcism of Espresso.”
38. Why did the coffee refuse to give a presentation? It was afraid of getting too “mug-shot.”
39. How do coffee beans stay calm? They practice “bean” meditation.
40. What’s a coffee’s favorite exercise? The French press.
41. Why did the coffee file a police report again? It got mugged one more time.
42. What’s a coffee’s favorite board game? “Brewopoly.”
43. How does coffee show affection? It gives you a “mug” hug.
44. Why did the coffee refuse to work on its day off? It needed some “brew” time.
45. What’s a coffee’s favorite sport? Mocha-ball.
46. How do coffee beans make decisions? They espresso their opinions.
47. Why did the coffee bean go to school? It wanted to be a little “grinder.”
48. What’s a coffee’s favorite place to relax? A coffee “bean” bag chair.
49. How do you know coffee is the life of the party? It always brews up some fun.
50. What’s a coffee’s favorite video game? “Ground Theft Auto.”
51. Why did the coffee get a promotion at work? Because it was “mug”-nificent.
52. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of art? “Espresso-ionism.”
53. How do you make a coffee happy? Stir in a little laughter.
54. Why did the coffee file a complaint with the coffee maker? It felt too “pressed” for time.
55. What’s a coffee’s favorite social media platform? Snap-brew-chat.
56. How does coffee answer the phone? “Brew you doing?”
57. Why did the coffee cup go to therapy? It had a “mug-nificant” identity crisis.
58. What’s a coffee’s favorite dance move? The “mug shuffle.”
59. How do you calm down an angry coffee? Offer it a “decaf” talk.
60. Why did the coffee and donut start a podcast? They had a brew-tiful friendship.
61. What’s a coffee’s favorite board game to play at night? “Dark-roast” Dungeon.
62. How do coffee beans relax at the spa? With a “bean”-bag massage.
63. Why did the coffee buy a new car? It needed a “mug-nificent” ride.
64. What’s a coffee’s favorite planet? Jupiter, because it’s a gas giant.
65. How do you know coffee has a sense of humor? It always has a “mug”-shot re

Final Thoughts

We hope these coffee puns and jokes added a little extra pep to your day. If you’re still craving more humor, remember that sharing a good laugh is like sharing a good cup of coffee—both bring people together. Share these puns with friends and family to brew up some laughs!