65 Funny Unicorn Jokes

Enter the magical world of unicorns with these 65 hilarious unicorn jokes. Whether you’re a believer in these mythical creatures or just looking for some whimsical humor, these jokes are sure to make you sparkle with laughter.

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Unicorn Puns (Part 1)

Let’s start the magical laughter with a collection of puns featuring these enchanting creatures, the unicorns. Share these puns to spread the whimsical vibes!

1. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of ice cream? “Rainbow Sprinkle”!
2. Why did the unicorn bring a ladder to the cloud? Because it wanted to visit the “mare”!
3. How do unicorns send messages to each other? They use “neigh-mail”!
4. What’s a unicorn’s favorite kind of weather? “Neigh”-sunny!
5. What do you call a unicorn’s horn that’s full of glitter? “Sparkle-horn”!

Unicorn Puns (Part 2)

Here’s the continuation of unicorn-themed puns for even more mystical wordplay.

6. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of dance? “Twilight”!
7. Why did the unicorn start a band? Because it wanted to make some “uni-corn-y” music!
8. What’s a unicorn’s favorite subject in school? “Mythology”!
9. How do unicorns stay cool during the summer? They have “rainbow” popsicles!
10. What did the unicorn say when it won the lottery? “I’m going on a ‘uni-corn’-world tour!”

Unicorn Puns (Part 3)

Here’s the final installment of unicorn-themed puns for a full dose of magical humor.

11. What’s a unicorn’s favorite holiday? “Uni-corn-oween”!
12. How do you make a unicorn laugh? You “neigh” a good joke!
13. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of coffee? “Unicorn-achino”!
14. Why did the unicorn start a bakery? Because it wanted to make “uni-corn-bread”!
15. What’s a unicorn’s favorite bedtime story? “The Adventures of Uni-cornetto”!

Best Unicorn Jokes

These top-notch unicorn jokes are sure to make you sparkle with laughter. They’re the kings and queens of the unicorn-themed fun!

16. What do you call a unicorn with wings? “Uni-peg-asus”!
17. How do unicorns greet each other in the morning? They say, “Have a ‘magi’-cal day!”
18. Why did the unicorn apply for a job as a tour guide in the enchanted forest? Because it knew all the “corners”!
19. What’s a unicorn’s favorite place to relax? The “horn” tub!
20. How do unicorns pay for things in the magical realm? With “unicorn”-y!
21. Why don’t unicorns ever get caught by the police? Because they have a “neigh”-getaway plan!
22. What do you call a unicorn’s bedtime ritual? “Dream-corn” time!
23. How do you make a unicorn stop and listen? You say, “Hey, can you ‘neigh’-tify that sound?”
24. Why did the unicorn start a gardening club? Because it wanted to grow some “uni-corn”!
25. What do you call a unicorn’s favorite movie? “The Neigh-borhood”!
26. How do unicorns express surprise? They say, “Oh my ‘uni’-corn!”
27. Why did the unicorn become a detective? Because it could always spot the “uni-corny” evidence!
28. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of dessert? “Uni-cornbread” pudding!
29. Why did the unicorn bring a rainbow umbrella to the magical forest? Because it wanted to stay “dry-corn”!
30. How do you make a unicorn smile? You “neigh-gotiate” with it!
31. What do you call a unicorn’s favorite song? “Neigh-drops Keep Falling on My Head”!
32. Why don’t unicorns ever play hide and seek in the enchanted forest? Because they always stand out like a “neigh-on” sign!
33. How do unicorns stay healthy and fit? They do “neigh-robics”!
34. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of shoe? “Uni-corn-tap” shoes!
35. Why did the unicorn bring a magic wand to the party? Because it wanted to “sparkle” up the place!
36. How do you describe a unicorn’s sense of humor? “Neigh-tastic”!
37. What’s a unicorn’s favorite board game? “Uni-corn-nect Four”!
38. Why don’t unicorns ever get locked out of their homes? Because they always have a “neigh”-bor with a spare key!
39. What do you call a unicorn that loves to tell stories? A “tale”-icorn!
40. Why did the unicorn enroll in a cooking class? Because it wanted to learn how to make “uni-corn-on the cob”!
41. How do unicorns take selfies? With their “neigh-phone”!
42. What’s a unicorn’s favorite mode of transportation? “Neigh-tional Express”!
43. Why did the unicorn go to the bakery in the magical realm? Because it heard they had “neigh-clairs”!
44. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of art? “Neigh-ture” paintings!
45. How do unicorns organize their magical library? They use the “neigh-catalog”!
46. Why did the unicorn bring a ladder to the cloud city? Because it wanted to visit the “neigh-bors” upstairs!
47. What do you call a unicorn that’s always making jokes? A “comi-corn”!
48. How do unicorns celebrate their birthdays? With a “neigh-tastic” party!
49. Why did the unicorn bring a magnifying glass to the enchanted forest? Because it wanted to find “neigh-ture’s” hidden secrets!
50. What’s a unicorn’s favorite fruit? “Uni-corn-on the cob” (of course)!
51. How do unicorns greet each other in the magical realm? They say, “Hello, ‘neigh’-bor!”
52. What do you call a unicorn’s favorite meal? “Neigh-talian” cuisine!
53. Why did the unicorn start a bakery in the enchanted forest? Because it wanted to make “neigh-rits”!
54. What’s a unicorn’s favorite planet? “Neigh-ptune”!
55. How do unicorns keep track of their appointments? With a “neigh-genda”!
56. Why did the unicorn become a musician? Because it wanted to create “neigh-sic”!
57. What’s a unicorn’s favorite dance style? “Neigh-ballet”!
58. Why did the unicorn start a detective agency in the magical realm? Because it had a “neigh-tural” talent for solving mysteries!
59. How do unicorns communicate with dolphins in the enchanted sea? They use “neigh-tive” language!
60. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of jewelry? “Neigh-cklaces”!
61. Why did the unicorn bring a backpack to the cloud city? Because it wanted to have a “neigh-ture” hike!
62. How do unicorns prepare for a race in the magical forest? They do “neigh-science”!
63. What’s a unicorn’s favorite song to sing in the enchanted forest? “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey!
64. Why did the unicorn start a fashion line in the magical realm? Because it had a great sense of “neigh-tire”!
65. How do unicorns stay calm under pressure? They “neigh-gotiate” with the situation!

Final Thoughts

We hope these unicorn-themed jokes brought some magical laughter to your day. If you’re still ready for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:

• Whimsical Comedy for Unicorn Enthusiasts

• Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

• Playful Puns for a Good Laugh

Remember, sharing a good laugh is a fantastic way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some enchanting enjoyment!