70 Funny Plum Puns

Get ready for a juicy dose of humor with 70 hilarious puns about plums, those sweet and succulent fruits that are ripe for a laugh! Whether you’re a plum lover or just looking for some fruity humor, these puns will have you grinning like a plum slice.

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Plum Puns (Part 1)

Let’s start your plum-inspired humor with a collection of plum puns in the first part. Share these puns to spread the fruity fun!

1. Why did the plum go to therapy? It had too many pits of anxiety!
2. Did you hear about the plum who became a comedian? It had a “plum”-sy sense of humor!
3. What’s a plum’s favorite type of music? “Plum”-peting melodies!
4. Why did the plum bring a backpack to the orchard? Because it wanted to “plum”-ge into adventure!
5. What do you call a plum that loves to dance? A “plum”-ballet dancer!
6. How do plums send messages? With “plum”-mails!
7. Why don’t plums ever get tired of jokes? Because they have a “plum”-tastic sense of humor!
8. What’s a plum’s favorite fruit? “Berry”-haps strawberries!
9. How do plums stay in shape? They do “plum”-lates!
10. Why did the ripe plum bring sunglasses to the picnic? Because it wanted to “shade” itself from the sun!

Plum Puns (Part 2)

Continue your plum-themed laughter with more plum puns in the second part. Share these puns for even more fruity amusement!

11. Why don’t plums ever play hide and seek with peaches? Because peaches are always “a-peach-ing”!
12. What do you call a plum with an extensive vocabulary? A “thesaurus-plum”!
13. Why did the plum bring a magnifying glass to the fruit stand? To “examine” its options!
14. What’s a plum’s favorite type of ice cream? “Plum”-sicles!
15. How did the plum feel after a long day of being part of a fruit salad? A bit “tossed”!
16. What do plums use to fix their plum smoothies? “Blenders” and “sweetness” from the kitchen!
17. Why don’t plums ever get sunburned? Because they have “skin”-sulation!
18. What’s a plum’s favorite sport? “Squash”!
19. How do plums organize their plum parties? With “plum”-tastic decorations!
20. Why did the plum become a magician? Because it had “plum”-cious tricks up its sleeve!

Plum One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some plum humor. Share these jokes to add some fruity charm to someone’s day!

• I told a plum joke, and it really “plum”-p up the conversation!
• Why did the plum enroll in culinary school? To become a “plum”-tastic chef!
• How do you ask a plum for a favor? “Plum”-aid, please help me out!
• What do plums do when they’re in love? They say, “You’re the ‘plum’-tastic one for me!”
• Why did the ripe plum bring a backpack to the picnic? Because it wanted to “plum”-ge up in style!
• How do you invite a plum to dance? “Plum”-bolicious moves!
• Why don’t plums ever get sunburned? Because they have “skin”-sulation!
• What’s a plum’s favorite type of book? A “plum”-tastic novel!
• Why don’t plums ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “plum”-tastic timing!
• How do you ask a plum to sing a song? “Plum”-tunes, please!

Best Plum Puns

These top-notch plum puns are sure to have you grinning like a plum slice. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to plum humor!

31. Why don’t plums ever play cards with apples? Because apples always make them “peel”!
32. What’s a plum’s favorite type of movie? Anything with “plum”-plexing plots!
33. How did the plum feel after a long day of being part of a fruit salad? A bit “tossed”!
34. Why did the ripe plum bring a camera to the plum festival? Because it wanted to capture some “fruit-tastic” moments!
35. What do you call a plum with an extensive vocabulary and a love for plum smoothies? A “word-smoothie”!
36. Why don’t plums ever get into arguments? Because they always find a “plum”-tastic solution!
37. How do plums organize their plum festivals? With “plum”-derful rules!
38. Why don’t plums ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “plum”-tastic timing!
39. What’s a plum’s favorite type of pizza? “Plum”-b and “delicious”!
40. Why did the plum become a chef? Because it had a “plum”-tastic taste for cuisine!
41. Why did the plum start a gardening club? To “cultivate” some fruitful friendships!
42. Did you hear about the plum’s magic show? It had a “plum”-cious performance!
43. What do plums do when they’re in love? They say, “You’re the ‘plum’-tastic one for me!”
44. Why did the ripe plum bring a snorkel to the beach? Because it wanted to “dive” into the fun!
45. How do you invite a plum to a party? “Plum”-vitations!
46. Why don’t plums ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “plum”-tastic timing!
47. What’s a plum’s favorite type of puzzle? A “cross-plum”!
48. Why did the plum bring a map to the orchard? Because it wanted to “navigate” the best trees!
49. What’s a plum’s favorite type of coffee? “Es-plum-resso”!
50. Why did the plum become a lifeguard? Because it was great at “fruitful” rescues!
51. I told a plum joke, and it really “plum”-p up the conversation!
52. Why did the plum enroll in culinary school? To become a “plum”-tastic chef!
53. How do you ask a plum for a favor? “Plum”-aid, please help me out!
54. What do plums do when they’re in love? They say, “You’re the ‘plum’-tastic one for me!”
55. Why did the ripe plum bring a backpack to the picnic? Because it wanted to “plum”-ge up in style!
56. How do you invite a plum to dance? “Plum”-bolicious moves!
57. Why don’t plums ever get sunburned? Because they have “skin”-sulation!
58. What’s a plum’s favorite type of book? A “plum”-tastic novel!
59. Why don’t plums ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “plum”-tastic humor!
60. How do you ask a plum to sing a song? “Plum”-tunes, please!
61. Why don’t plums ever play cards with apples? Because apples always make them “peel”!
62. What’s a plum’s favorite type of movie? Anything with “plum”-plexing plots!
63. How did the plum feel after a long day of being part of a fruit salad? A bit “tossed”!
64. Why did the ripe plum bring a camera to the plum festival? Because it wanted to capture some “fruit-tastic” moments!
65. What do you call a plum with an extensive vocabulary and a love for plum smoothies? A “word-smoothie”!
66. Why don’t plums ever get into arguments? Because they always find a “plum”-tastic solution!
67. How do plums organize their plum festivals? With “plum”-derful rules!
68. Why don’t plums ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “plum”-tastic timing!
69. What’s a plum’s favorite type of pizza? “Plum”-b and “delicious”!
70. Why did the plum become a chef? Because it had a “plum”-tastic taste for cuisin

Final Thoughts

We hope these plum puns added some fruity fun to your day! If you’re still ready for more laughs, check out these other collections of jokes:

• Fruit and Veggie Humor Jokes

• Playful Puns for a Good Laugh