Scamper into laughter with these 35 hilarious rat jokes. Whether you’re a fan of these whiskered critters or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to add a touch of rat-inspired fun to your day.
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Rat Wordplay
Get ready to scurry through the giggles with this collection of puns centered around rats. Share these puns to spread the fun!
- Why do rats make terrible comedians? They can’t find the “cheese” for their jokes.
- What do you call a rat with no tail? A “mousetake”!
- Did you hear about the rat that started a jazz band? They called it “The Swingin’ Tails”!
- How do rats send messages? With “email”!
- What’s a rat’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “squeak-beat”!
- Why did the rat bring a backpack to the pantry? In case it wanted to “pack-a-lunch”!
- How do rats solve problems? With their “rodent-tion”!
- What did one rat say to the other during a race? “You’re really ‘cheese-tastic’!”
- How do rats apologize? They “rat-ly” say sorry.
- What’s a rat’s favorite game in the burrow? “Hide and squeak”!
Cartoon graphic of a content rat in a cozy burrow.
Rat One Liners (Part 1)
Enjoy these quick one-liners for some rat-themed amusement. Share these jokes for a dose of rat-themed fun.
- Rats are always “rat-tastic”; they’re never “squeamish” about humor!
- Why do rats make terrible weather forecasters? They can’t predict “rat-her” events!
- I tried to tell a rat joke, but it “squeak-ed” with laughter.
- What did one rat say to the other during a cheese picnic? “We’re ‘cheddar’-ing a great meal!”
- Rats are great at staying in packs; they “whisker” together.
- Did you hear about the rat that joined the circus? It became a “tightrope trotter”!
- How do rats always stay positive in the burrow? They have a “rat-titude”!
- Why do rats make terrible detectives? They can’t “whisker-t” suspects in the burrow.
- What’s a rat’s favorite sport? “Basket-rat,” naturally!
- Did you hear about the rat that went on vacation? It wanted to get “mousetified”!
Cartoon graphic of a cheerful rat in a cozy burrow.
Rat One Liners (Part 2)
Here’s the continuation of rat-themed one-liners for even more rodent fun.
- Rats never run out of energy; they’re always “scampering” to go.
- Why did the rat enroll in rodent art school? It wanted to “paint” a masterpiece with its tail!
- I told a rat joke, and it was “cheese-tastic” funny!
- What did one rat say to the other during a cheese wheel chat? “We’re ‘wheel’-ly having a gouda time!”
- Rats are masters at dancing; they “salsa” their way to the rhythm!
- Did you hear about the rat that became a chef? It could “whisk up” dishes like no other!
- How do rats keep their burrows tidy? They “dust-bunny” their surroundings.
- Why did the rat refuse to play cards in the burrow? It didn’t want to risk getting “decked”!
- What’s a rat’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Whiskers,” where every spin is a win.
- Did you hear about the rat that got famous on social media? It had quite a “fan-tail-istic” following!
Best Rat Jokes
These top-notch rat jokes are sure to make you smile. They’re the squeaks of humor when it comes to rat-themed fun!
- Why did the rat start a book club in the burrow? It wanted to share “tail tales”!
- What’s a rat’s favorite type of art? “Tail-entful” paintings with strokes of genius!
- Did you hear about the rat that wrote a song? It had quite a “rat-a-tat” hit!
- How do rats communicate in the burrow? They “chit-chat”!
- Why did the rat win the talent show? Because it had “rat-tastic” talent!
Final Thoughts
We hope these rat-themed jokes added a touch of rodent-inspired humor to your day. If you’re still ready for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:
- Burrow Laughter for Rat Enthusiasts
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Remember, sharing a good laugh is a fantastic way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some whisker-filled enjoyment!
just shared the rat one liners with my friends, they loved them! thanks for the laughs 🙂
I tried one of these jokes at work, and you won’t believe it, but now I’m known as the rat whisperer. Haha, keep them coming!
Oh great, just what the world needed, more rat whisperers. LOL
that’s hilarious, got any more?
I must say, these rat puns are un-brie-lievably good. I cheddar you to find a better list!
This was exactly what I needed after a long day. The kids and I had a good laugh. Thanks Adrianna!
Some of these are pretty good. Might try to weave them into my next stand-up set, see how it goes.
Delightful read! I’ll be sharing some of these with my class to lighten the mood.
thought rats were just in video games, didn’t know they made jokes too lol
These jokes made my day better, thanks!
gonna share these puns on my story, ppl need more laughs these days!
Rats, finally getting the recognition they deserve. Maybe next we can have a day in their honor. Surely, nothing else more pressing in the world.