50 Funny Mango Jokes

Get ready for a tropical burst of laughter with 50 hilarious jokes about mangoes, those juicy and sweet fruits that can brighten your day! Whether you’re a mango lover or just looking for some fruity humor, these jokes will have you grinning like a mango slice.

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Mango Puns

Let’s kick off your mango-inspired humor with a collection of mango puns in the first part. Share these puns to spread the fruity fun!

1. Why did the mango go to the dentist? It had a “cavity”!
2. Did you hear about the mango who won the talent show? It had a “juicy” performance!
3. What’s a mango’s favorite type of music? “Mango”-nificent melodies!
4. Why did the mango bring a backpack to the fruit stand? Because it wanted to “pack” a punch!
5. What do you call a mango that loves to dance? A “fruit”-ango dancer!
6. How do mangoes send messages? With “mango”-grams!
7. Why don’t mangoes ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “pulp”-tastic humor!
8. What’s a mango’s favorite fruit? “Berry”-haps strawberries!
9. How do mangoes stay in shape? They do “mango”-bics!
10. Why did the ripe mango bring a parasol to the picnic? Because it wanted to “shade” itself from the sun!

Funny Mango Puns

Continue your mango-themed laughter with more mango puns in the second part. Share these puns for even more fruity amusement!

11. Why don’t mangoes ever play hide and seek with peaches? Because peaches are always “a-peel-ing”!
12. What do you call a mango with an extensive vocabulary? A “thesaurus-mango”!
13. Why did the mango bring a hammock to the tropical beach? Because it wanted to “relax”!
14. What’s a mango’s favorite type of ice cream? “Mango”-nificent sorbet!
15. How did the mango feel after a long day of being part of a fruit salad? A bit “mixed”!
16. What do mangoes use to fix their mango smoothies? “Blenders” and “sweetness” from the kitchen!
17. Why don’t mangoes ever get sunburned? Because they have “skin”-sulation!
18. What’s a mango’s favorite sport? “Squash”!
19. How do mangoes organize their mango party? With “zest”-ful arrangements!
20. Why did the mango become a comedian? Because it had “punny” timing!

Mango One Liners

Enjoy these quick one-liners for some mango humor. Share these jokes to add some fruity charm to someone’s day!

• I told a mango joke, and it really “juiced” up the conversation!
• Why did the mango enroll in culinary school? To become a “mango-nificent” chef!
• How do you ask a mango for a favor? “Mango”-aid, please help me out!
• What do mangoes do when they’re in love? They say, “You’re the ‘mango’-nificent one!”
• Why did the ripe mango bring a backpack to the luau? Because it wanted to “haul” in some snacks!
• How do you invite a mango to a party? “Mango”-vitations!
• Why don’t mangoes ever get sunburned? Because they have “sun”-screen!
• What’s a mango’s favorite type of puzzle? A “cross-mango”!
• Why don’t mangoes ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “pulp”-tastic timing!
• How do you ask a mango to dance? “Mango”-dancing moves!

Best Fruit Jokes

Great for Halloween and Veggie Jokes

• Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
  • A: A neck-tarine!
• Q: How does a ghost eat an apple?
  • A: By goblin it!
• Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
  • A: Boo-berries

Apple

• Q: When is an apple a grouch?
  • A: When it’s a crab apple!
• Q: What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
  • A: A tooty fruity!
• Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple?
  • A: I’ve got you covered
• Q: Why were the apple and the orange all alone?
  • A: Because the banana split

Apricot

• Q: What is King Kong’s favorite food?
  • A: Ape-ricots!

Banana

• Q: What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
  • A: A banana shake!
• Q: What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
  • A: Slippers!
• Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
  • A: Because it wasn’t peeling well
• Q: What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun?
  • A: I don’t know about you but I’m starting to peel!
• Q: What key do you use to open a banana?
  • A: A monkey

Beans

• Q: What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable?
  • A: A string bean!
• Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous?
  • A: A green bean!

Knock Knock

• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bean. Bean who?
  • A: Bean a while since I last saw ya!

Beets

• Q: Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?
  • A: Because it had a good beet

Brussels Sprouts

• Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
  • A: A Brussels’ scout.
• Q: What’s the strongest vegetable?
  • A: A muscle sprout

Cabbage

• Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
  • A: Because they know how to get a-head!
• Q: What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?
  • A: A Cab-bage!
• Q: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
  • A: With a cabbage patch!

Cantaloupe

• Q: What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend?
  • A: You Cant-Eloupe

Carrots

• Q: What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
  • A: Is it orange in here, or is it just me?
• Q: What did the other carrot say back?
  • A: Hang on a minute while I root around for the answer!

Cauliflower

• Q: What kind of flower should never be put in a vase?
  • A: Cauliflower

Celery

• Q: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
  • A: Cellar-y!

Coconut

• Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
  • A: A coconut on vacation

Corn

• Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?
  • A: An ear of corn!
• Q: What does corn say when it feels embarrassed?
  • A: “Aw, shucks!”
• Q: Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?
  • A: There are too many ears!
• Q: Why did the corn stalk get mad at the farmer?
  • A: He kept pulling its ears!
• Q: What does Cornelius call his silly friends?
  • A: Corn flakes!
• Q: What does corn get when you leave it in the barn too long?
  • A: COB webs
• Q: What did the little cob of corn call his dad?
  • A: Pop Corn!
• Q: What do you call corn that joins the army?
  • A: Kernel
• Q: Which vegetable has the best hearing in the field?
  • A: An ear of corn.
• Q: What does the rooster say to wake up Cornelius Corn?
  • A: Cob – a – doodle – do!

Cucumbers

• Q: Where do cucumbers go for a date?
  • A: The salad bar!

Dates

• Q: What school subject is the fruitiest?
  • A: History – because it is full of dates

Eggplant

• Q: What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?
  • A: An egg-plant
• Q: What’s purple, delicious, and fun to decorate for Easter?
  • A: A hard-boiled eggplant!

Grapes

• Q: What happens when you sit on a grape?
  • A: It gives a little wine!
• Q: Why aren’t grapes ever lonely?
  • A: Because they come in bunches!
• Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
  • A: Because he ran out of juice

Leeks

• Q: Which vegetable can’t you take on a boat?
  • A: Leeks.

Lettuce

• Q: What is a kayaker’s favorite kind of lettuce?
  • A: Row-maine!
• Q: What did the salad greens say to the hungry kid?
  • A: We’ll make your mouth and your tummy happy, if you lettuce (let us)!
• Q: Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce Who?
  • A: Lettuce in and you’ll find out!
• Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
  • A: Quit stalking me!
• Q: What did the salad say to the dressing?
  • A: Lettuce be friends!

Mushroom

• Q: What room can be eaten?
  • A: A mushroom!
• Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
  • A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy)!

Onion

• Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
  • A: A potato with watery eyes!

Orange

• Q: Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
  • A: He couldn’t concentrate!

Peach

• Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?
  • A: It’s pit-iful!

Pears

• Q: What are twins’ favorite fruit?
  • A: Pears (pairs)!

Peas

• Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
  • A: Peas (peace) on earth!
• Q: Why do vegetables want that so much?
  • A: Because it will give them peas (piece) of mind!
• Q: What do you get when two peas fight?
  • A: Black-eyed peas

Pineapple

• Q: When is an apple not an apple?
  • A: When it’s a pineapple!
• Q: What kind of fruit do trees like the most?
  • A: Pine-apple

Plum

• Q: What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
  • A: A PLUM-ber

Pumpkin

• Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
  • A: With a pumpkin patch!

Radishes

• Q: Why are radishes smart?
  • A: Because they’re so well-red!
• Q: What’s the coolest vegetable?
  • A: A rad-ish!
• Q: What is small, red and whispers?
  • A: A hoarse radish!

Strawberries

• Q: Why were the strawberries so upset?
  • A: Because they were in a jam!
• Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
  • A: Straw-berries

Spinach

• Q: What’s a dancer’s favorite kind of vegetable?
  • A: Spin-ach!
• Q: What’s the most uncomfortable kind of vegetable?
  • A: Spin-ouch!

Sweet Potato

• Q: What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
  • A: I yam what I yam

Tomato

• Q: Why did the Tomato go out with a prune!
  • A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
• Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
  • A: Tomato paste!
• Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
  • A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
• Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?
  • A: Ketchup.

Turnip

• Knock Knock! Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who?
  • A: Turnip the radio please!

Zucchini

• Q: What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals?
  • A: A zoo-chini!
• Q: What is a zucchini’s favorite game?
  • A: Squash!

Best Mango Jokes

These top-notch mango jokes are sure to have you grinning like a mango slice. These are the cream of the crop when it comes to mango humor!

31. Why don’t mangoes ever play cards with watermelons? Because watermelons always “melon”-dramatic!
32. What’s a mango’s favorite type of movie? Anything with “mango”-nificent drama!
33. How did the mango feel after a long day of being part of a fruit cocktail? A bit “shaken”!
34. Why did the ripe mango bring a camera to the mango festival? Because it wanted to capture some “fruit-tastic” moments!
35. What do you call a mango with an extensive vocabulary and a love for mango smoothies? A “word-smoothie”!
36. Why don’t mangoes ever get into arguments? Because they always find a “pulp”-tastic solution!
37. How do mangoes organize their mango festivals? With “zest”-ful rules!
38. Why don’t mangoes ever get tired of jokes? Because they have “pulp”-tastic humor!
39. What’s a mango’s favorite type of pizza? “Pineapple”-mango!
40. Why did the mango become a chef? Because it had a “mango-nificent” taste for cuisine!
41. Why did the mango start a gardening club? To “cultivate” some juicy friendships!
42. Did you hear about the mango’s magic show? It had a “sleight of rind”!
43. What do mangoes do when they’re feeling adventurous? They go on a “mango-trek”!
44. How do mangoes make important decisions? They have a “fruit council” meeting!
45. What’s a mango’s favorite type of car? A “converti-mango”!
46. Why did the mango bring a snorkel to the beach? Because it wanted to “dive” into the fun!
47. How do mangoes organize their mango tasting events? With “zest”-ful precision!
48. What’s a mango’s favorite type of joke? “Pulp”-fiction!
49. Why did the mango bring a map to the orchard? Because it wanted to “navigate” the best trees!
50. How do you ask a mango to sing a song? “Mango”-tunes, please!

Final Thoughts

We hope these mango puns and jokes added some fruity fun to your day! If you’re still ready for more laughs, check out these other collections of jokes:

• Fruit Humor Jokes

• Playful Puns for a Good Laugh

• Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

Remember, sharing a good laugh is a fantastic way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family to bring some mango-inspired humor to their day!