200 Hilarious Math Jokes and Puns to Brighten Your Day: From Geometry and Algebra to Kid-Friendly Humor and Clever Pick-Up Lines

Geometry

1. Why was the obtuse angle always so sad? Because it was never right.
2. What do you call a destroyed angle? A rectangle.
3. Why did the geometry teacher love parks? Because of all the natural angles.
4. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square.
5. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
6. Why was the triangle sent to jail? Because it was caught with an angle.
7. How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.
8. Why did the circle go to school? To get a round education.
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. Why couldn’t the circle get a date? It lacked a point.

Multiplication / Division

11. Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? To improve di-vision.
12. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine.
13. What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? Sum-mer.
14. Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight (ate).
15. How do you make seven even? Take away the ‘s’.
16. Why did the multiplication table fail school? It didn’t know its times.
17. Why did the boy eat his math homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
18. Why did the math student look sad? Because it had too many divisions.
19. Why did the number 10 get in trouble? For splitting itself in two.
20. Why can’t you divide by zero? Because it’s pointless.

Counting

21. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
22. Why did the counting book look so sad? It had too many numbers to count.
23. Why did the scarecrow become a mathematician? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters with counting waves.
25. Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 (ate) 9.
26. Why don’t we tell secrets in a garden? Because the beans will spill.
27. Why did the counting teacher get detention? For talking in numbers.
28. Why was the math test sad? It was full of problems.
29. Why did the teacher give the class seeds? To count on growing plants.
30. Why did the number 6 eat lunch late? Because it was after seven.

Fractions

31. Why was the fraction always worried? It couldn’t find its other half.
32. Why did the fraction fail the test? It couldn’t simplify its problems.
33. Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many fractions to deal with.
34. Why was the fraction always calm? Because it had a numerator and a denominator.
35. Why did the fraction get in trouble? For being improper.
36. Why did the fraction sit in the corner? It needed to be reduced.
37. Why was the fraction scared of the whole number? Because it was incomplete.
38. Why did the fraction refuse to marry the decimal? Because it wanted to stay pure.
39. Why was the fraction always at the gym? To keep its numerator and denominator in shape.
40. Why didn’t the fraction finish its homework? It couldn’t find its common denominator.

Statistics

41. Why don’t statisticians play hide-and-seek? Because good luck hiding from the mean.
42. Why did the statistician bring a ladder to work? To reach the high averages.
43. Why did the data go to therapy? It had too many issues to sort out.
44. Why was the mean so nice? Because it kept everything balanced.
45. Why did the statistician love gardening? Because it loved to plot data points.
46. Why do statisticians make great detectives? They always find the mean thing.
47. Why did the bell curve get a job? To keep things normal.
48. Why was the data always stressed? Because it had too many variables to handle.
49. Why did the statistician become a chef? Because they love pie (Pi) charts.
50. Why do statisticians love going to the gym? To work on their distribution.

Pi

51. Why did Pi get in trouble at school? It couldn’t stay rational.
52. What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter? Cow pi.
53. Why was Pi always getting into arguments? Because it never ends.
54. Why did the Pi go to the beach? To get a tan-gent.
55. Why don’t circles trust Pi? Because it goes on forever.
56. Why was Pi so popular at parties? It’s an infinite amount of fun.
57. Why is Pi so lonely? Because it’s irrational.
58. Why did the math student eat pie on March 14? To celebrate Pi Day.
59. Why was the circle always worried? Because Pi was irrational.
60. Why was Pi never invited to dinner parties? It always hogged all the slices.

Algebra

61. Why did the algebra book go to the therapist? It had too many problems to solve.
62. Why was the algebra teacher always calm? Because it knew how to deal with its variables.
63. Why don’t we ever argue with algebra? Because it’s always right.
64. Why did the student hate algebra? Because it had too many Xs.
65. Why was the algebra test so hard? Because it was full of unknowns.
66. Why do algebra students always look confused? Because they’re trying to find their X.
67. Why did the algebra book look so sad? It had too many problems to solve.
68. Why was the algebra class so quiet? Because it was full of unknowns.
69. Why did the algebra student break up with their partner? Because they couldn’t solve their differences.
70. Why is algebra so easy? Because we have all the right angles.

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Geometry

71. Why don’t geometry teachers ever get lost? Because they know all the angles.
72. Why did the circle break up with the line? It found it too straight.
73. Why did the square feel insecure? Because it was always being compared to the cool kids, the circles.
74. Why was the parallelogram always depressed? Because it couldn’t find its angles.
75. Why did the triangle look so smug? Because it had three sides to every story.
76. Why was the geometry book always happy? Because it had a lot of good points.
77. Why was the circle so good at soccer? Because it always stayed in the goal.
78. Why did the triangle get a job? To make ends meet.
79. Why was the obtuse angle so rich? Because it knew how to earn big degrees.
80. Why did the line go to school? To get straight As.

Multiplication / Division

81. Why did the multiplication table go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle the times.
82. Why did the number 4 get detention? For being too square.
83. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? To reach the high multiples.
84. Why did the number 1 envy the number 2? Because 2 was always doubling the fun.
85. Why did the multiplication sign feel overwhelmed? It was getting crossed a lot.
86. Why did the math teacher love gardening? Because she loved multiplying her plants.
87. Why did the math student skip class? Because it was afraid of the times table.
88. Why was the division sign upset? Because it felt divided.
89. Why did the student love math? Because it always multiplied their knowledge.
90. Why did the division sign break up with the multiplication sign? It needed some space.

Counting

91. Why do mathematicians love parks? Because of all the natural numbers.
92. Why did the teacher go to the counting competition? To see who could count the fastest.
93. Why was the counting book happy? Because it had all its numbers in order.
94. Why did the number 5 feel lonely? Because it was odd.
95. Why did the teacher love counting by twos? Because it was twice the fun.
96. Why did the number 7 feel special? Because it was a prime number.
97. Why did the counting book feel smart? Because it had a lot of figures.
98. Why did the number 3 hate school? Because it always felt odd.
99. Why was the counting book always organized? It kept everything in numerical order.
100. Why did the number 8 feel fat? Because it couldn’t stop eating.

Math Jokes Funny

1. Why did the math book look worried? It had too many unknowns.
2. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
3. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
4. What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got problems.
5. Why was the geometry class always full? Because the teacher was so acute.
6. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables.
7. Why are obtuse angles always so optimistic? Because they’re never right.
8. Why did the math student look lost? Because it couldn’t find its coordinates.
9. Why do mathematicians like parks? Because of all the natural logs.
10. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say.

Math Jokes for Adults

11. Why was the math test so difficult? Because it had too many variables.
12. What’s the best tool to fix a broken math problem? A multi-plier.
13. Why did the statistician drown in a lake? Because it was on average 3 feet deep.
14. Why do mathematicians often get stuck in traffic? They can’t stop finding the mean.
15. Why do accountants make great lovers? Because they know the art of double entry.
16. Why was the algebra book always stressed? It had too many x’s.
17. Why don’t mathematicians argue? Because they always come to a point.
18. Why did the complex number break up with the real number? It felt imaginary.
19. Why did the math student call his dog “Cauchy”? Because it left a residue at every pole.
20. Why do engineers make the best partners? They know how to handle stress and strain.

Math Jokes for Teachers

21. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To work on her tan-gents.
22. Why did the math teacher get a job at the bakery? She knew how to handle dough.
23. Why was the math lecture always so hot? Because the professor kept going off on a tangent.
24. Why did the math teacher break up with the chalkboard? Because it couldn’t erase their differences.
25. Why did the teacher give the class a ladder? To help them understand the scale.
26. Why did the geometry teacher miss class? She sprained her angle.
27. Why did the algebra teacher retire early? Because she couldn’t deal with the drama of the x’s anymore.
28. Why did the math teacher start a band? Because he wanted to find the right chord.
29. Why did the math teacher bring a plant to class? To demonstrate square roots.
30. Why did the math teacher get promoted? Because she had all the right angles.

R Math Jokes

31. Why do R programmers make good friends? Because they know how to plot things out.
32. Why was the R script always calm? It knew how to handle data frames.
33. Why do R programmers avoid messy data? Because it ruins their function.
34. Why do statisticians prefer R? Because it’s less mean.
35. Why was the R programmer always invited to parties? They know how to create a great plot.
36. Why did the R programmer get a job in finance? They’re good at managing assets.
37. Why do R programmers love coffee? Because they’re used to handling Java errors.
38. Why was the R programmer always punctual? Because they never miss their functions.
39. Why did the R programmer get lost? Because they couldn’t find their way in the data matrix.
40. Why was the R script so popular? It had great libraries.

Maths Jokes for Kids

41. Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
42. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
43. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
44. Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight.
45. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
46. Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents.
47. Why do math teachers love parks? Because of all the natural logs.
48. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
49. Why did the numbers keep falling in love? Because they were meant to be.
50. Why do people like math? Because it adds up!

Math Pick Up Lines

51. Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right.
52. Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.
53. Are you a square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.
54. Do you like math? Because you’ve got my number.
55. Are you a calculus book? Because you’re full of infinite possibilities.
56. Can you help me with a math problem? I can’t seem to stop falling for you.
57. Are you a function of me? Because you’re increasing my output.
58. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
59. Do you believe in parallel lines? Because we seem to be heading in the same direction.
60. Are you a triangle? Because you’ve got some good angles.

Funny Jokes

61. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
62. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
63. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
64. Why did the math student refuse to go to the party? Because he couldn’t find the time.
65. Why was the math book unhappy? Because it had too many problems.
66. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
67. Why did the student take a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
68. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
69. Why did the student sit on the floor to do multiplication problems? The teacher told him not to use tables.
70. Why do mathematicians love parks? Because of all the natural logs.

Math Memes

71. Math teacher: What’s 2 + 2? Student: I don’t know, I thought we were doing algebra!
72. Math problem: If I have 10 ice creams and you take 3, what do you have? Me: A fight!
73. Doing math homework: Brain: This is so easy! Pen: What’s 2 + 2? Brain: Let me check with the calculator.
74. Math tests: Where 5 + 3 equals 8 on the calculator, but equals 16 on the test paper.
75. Me in math class: Understands nothing but nods in agreement.
76. Math teacher: Why are you looking at your phone? Student: I’m calculating my chances of passing this class.
77. When you finally understand a math problem: I am the math god!
78. The math teacher: Today we are going to learn about fractions. The student: Can’t we just keep things whole?
79. Me: I’m bad at math. Also me: Stays up all night solving puzzles for fun.
80. Math problem: If x + y = happiness, then what is x? Me: Chocolate.

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Math Jokes Funny

81. Why did the mathematician work at a zoo? Because he loved working with natural logs.
82. Why was the number 10 always afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
83. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
84. Why don’t math teachers ever get lost? Because they always know the coordinates.
85. Why did the math student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
86. Why did the fraction sit in the corner? Because it had to be reduced.
87. Why did the math student bring a ladder to school? To go to high school.
88. Why was the obtuse angle always sad? Because it was never right.
89. Why did the geometry book look so cute? Because it had a lot of angles.
90. Why was the circle always invited to parties? Because it was the life of the radius.

Math Jokes for Adults

91. Why did the calculus teacher get arrested? For carrying a derivative.
92. Why did the polynomial plant start growing? Because it had good roots.
93. Why did the math student call her boyfriend an angle? Because he was acute one.
94. Why was the math book always calm? Because it knew how to deal with its problems.
95. Why did the math student sit on the floor? Because he didn’t want to use tables.
96. Why did the math teacher love algebra? Because it was full of unknowns.
97. Why was the algebra book always worried? Because it had too many problems.
98. Why did the math student skip class? Because he couldn’t find the time.
99. Why did the math student get detention? For not doing his multi-plications.
100. Why did the calculus student get a tattoo? To show off his integrals.