40 Funny Taco Jokes

Get ready to spice up your day with these 40 hilarious taco jokes and puns. Whether you’re a taco enthusiast or just in need of a good chuckle, these jokes will have you saying, “Taco ’bout funny!”

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Taco Tuesday Jokes

Let’s kick things off with some Taco Tuesday humor. These jokes are sure to make you taco ’bout it all day!

  1. Why did the taco go to the gym? To get a little extra shell-fitness!
  2. What did the one taco say to the other taco on Taco Tuesday? “You’re nacho average day!”
  3. How do tacos stay in shape? They use their tortilla bands.
  4. Why did the taco break up with the salsa? It couldn’t handle the heat in the relationship.
  5. What do you call a taco that won’t stop talking? A taco ’bout it.
  6. Why did the taco bring a ladder to the fiesta? It wanted to meet the high-salsa dancers.
  7. What’s a taco’s favorite type of movie? A “shell-shocking” thriller!
  8. How do tacos apologize? They say, “Lettuce romaine friends.”
  9. Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salsa dancing!
  10. What do you call a group of tacos? A fiesta!

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Taco Puns

Now, let’s taco ’bout some puns. These jokes are seasoned with humor!

  1. How does a taco say grace before a meal? “Lettuce be thankful for this cheesy moment.”
  2. What do you call a taco that’s always on time? Punctual, because it’s never “late-a.”
  3. How do you know a taco is a great dancer? It has some “salsa” moves.
  4. Why did the taco go to school? To get a little more edu-taco-tion.
  5. What’s a taco’s favorite type of bread? Taco-bout it bread.
  6. Why did the taco bring a backpack to the picnic? In case it wanted to taco-ver leftovers.
  7. How does a taco cool down in the summer? It has a little “siesta” in the shade.
  8. What did the taco say to the quesadilla? “You’re nacho only cheesy friend!”
  9. Why did the taco apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a taco-bread maker.
  10. How do you make a taco laugh? You tickle its salsa-riness.
  11. Why did the taco go to the art exhibit? To see the “taco-spiracy” theories.
  12. What’s a taco’s favorite mode of transportation? The “lettuce-leaf” train.
  13. How do tacos stay warm in winter? They put on their “taco-boggans.”
  14. Why did the computer go to the taco shop? It wanted some “byte”-sized tacos.
  15. How do tacos celebrate birthdays? With a “taco-cake” fiesta!
  16. What’s a taco’s favorite place to visit? The “spicy-amid” temples.
  17. Why did the taco bring a jacket to the picnic? It heard it was going to be a little “chili” outside.
  18. How do you make a taco smile? You “taco-’bout” happy things.
  19. What’s a taco’s favorite kind of weather? “Shell-ter” from the storm.
  20. Why did the taco give up on its diet? Because it couldn’t resist the “guac”-temptation.
  21. What do you call a taco that tells stories? A “taco-narrator.”
  22. How do you know a taco is great at math? It always has “taco-bility.”
  23. What’s a taco’s favorite sport? “Salsa” dancing, of course!
  24. Why did the taco bring a suitcase to the party? It heard it was going to be a “jalapeño” business.
  25. How does a taco keep its composure? It practices “taco-pation.”
  26. What do you call a taco that can play the guitar? A “taco-oustic” performer.
  27. Why was the taco feeling shy at the party? It was just a little “shell-f conscious.”
  28. How do you make a taco float? You add a little “root beer” to the mix.
  29. What’s a taco’s favorite subject in school? “Taco-nomics,” of course!
  30. Why did the taco go to the beach? It wanted to catch some “wave-os.”q

Final Thoughts

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We hope these taco jokes and puns added some zest to your day. Whether you’re celebrating Taco Tuesday or just craving some humor, sharing a good joke is like sharing a taco—it brings joy to those around you. Share these puns with friends and family for a deliciously funny time!

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