40 Funny Turkey Puns

Gobble up these hilarious turkey puns and share them with your family and friends to add some laughter to your Thanksgiving celebration!

Jump to:

Turkey Wordplay:

1. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for everyone!
2. Why did the turkey sit next to the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
3. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
4. Why did the turkey bring a broom to Thanksgiving dinner? It wanted to clean up at the feast!
5. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”

Turkey Dinner Jokes:

6. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
7. How do you make a turkey float? Add root beer and a scoop of turkey!
8. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
9. What do you call a turkey that’s playing hide and seek? A turkey in disguise!
10. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? “Quack, quack!”

Turkey Thanksgiving Humor:

11. Why did the turkey go to the therapist? It had too much stuffing!
12. What did the turkey say to the vegetable platter? “Lettuce be thankful!”
13. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
14. What kind of music do turkeys like to dance to? The butterball!
15. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck!

Turkey Family Jokes:

16. Why did the turkey bring a phone to Thanksgiving dinner? To have a gobble conversation!
17. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
18. What do you call a turkey with a bunch of ducks? A quacker!
19. Why did the turkey bring a carrot to the family photo? It wanted to have something to nibble on during the shoot!
20. How do you send a turkey through the mail? Bird class!

Turkey Compliments:

21. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google!”
22. Why was the turkey at the comedy club? To get some “laughs” of bread!
23. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Featherball!
24. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
25. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? “May the best man win!”

Turkey Travel Jokes:

26. What do you call a turkey that flies to the moon? Apollo-gize!
27. Why did the turkey go to France? To learn the language of “parlez pluck”!
28. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Leftovers!
29. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you next Thanksgiving!
30. Why don’t turkeys ever get lost? Because they always follow their “gobble-in”!

Turkey Math Jokes:

31. Why was the math book sad on Thanksgiving Day? Because it had too many problems with its “tur-key”!
32. How do you solve a turkey math problem? Just “gobble” it up!
33. What’s a turkey’s favorite subject in school? “Gobble”-metry!
34. Why did the turkey sit next to the math book at the Thanksgiving feast? Because it wanted to gobble up some knowledge!
35. What did one turkey say to the other turkey at math class? “You’re really good at multiplying!”

Turkey Expressions:

36. Why did the turkey start a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
37. What do you call a turkey that’s a sore loser? A jive turkey!
38. How do you make a turkey laugh? You tell it a corny joke!
39. Why did the turkey join a choir? Because it had the drumsticks!
40. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with “gobble”-ins!

Enjoy sharing these turkey puns and have a gobble-tastic time! If you’re in the mood for more laughs, check out these other collections of jokes:

• Funny Jokes for Every Occasion

• Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments

• Jokes About Food to Tickle Your Taste Buds