40 Baby Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Having a baby is a life-changing experience filled with joy, challenges, and yes, even humour. While your newborn might not grasp the punchline just yet, sharing a baby joke can be a delightful way to lighten the mood. Whether it’s a giggle that’s really just a burp or their amused gaze, these moments are precious. And let’s not forget the adults in the room – your partner, friends, and fellow parents will certainly appreciate the humour.

Babies themselves are natural comedians, often making us laugh without even trying. To add to the fun, I’ve compiled a list of baby jokes. Perfect for those sleep-deprived nights or just when you need a little pick-me-up. Remember, you don’t need to be a parent to enjoy these jokes, but if you are, they’re sure to hit a special chord. Get ready to laugh and say “aww” as you dive into these cute and funny baby jokes.

Funny Baby Puns

1. Why was the baby cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer too long!
2. What do you call a group of baby soldiers? An infantry.
3. Why do babies always look so surprised? Every day is a brand new experience!
4. How do baby birds learn to fly? They just wing it!
5. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
6. Why did the baby go to the astrologer? To find out his “sun” sign.
7. What’s a baby’s favorite game at the playground? Peek-a-boo-levard.
8. What do you call a baby monkey? A Chimp off the old block.
9. How do you make a baby ghost laugh? Play peek-a-boo!
10. What do you call a witch’s baby? A little broomstick.

Baby Jokes One Liners

1. Why was the baby ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
2. How does a baby computer call its dad? Data!
3. What do baby parrots eat? Tweet.
4. Why did the toddler refuse to play cards? Because she was still in her crib.
5. What is a baby’s motto? If at first you don’t succeed, cry, cry again.
6. Why was the baby astronaut sad? He missed his space mom.
7. How do you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it!
8. Why did the baby cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby.
9. What do you call a baby’s favorite dog? A pupper-nickel.
10. Why did the baby cross the road? It was chasing the rubber ducky.
11. What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold? Jumpsuits.
12. How do you organize a baby’s birthday party? You planet.
13. Why don’t babies play soccer? They’re always dribbling.
14. What do you call a baby bee? A little hum-bug.
15. What’s a baby’s favorite part of the story? The bottle-neck.
16. What do baby clocks do? They go tickle-tickle.
17. Why was the baby computer cold? It left its Windows open.
18. What do you call baby shoes? Booties.
19. What do babies use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars.
20. How does a baby tell you it’s tired? It yawns a lot!

Best Baby Jokes

1. Why was the baby book so proud? Because it had just been “published” in the nursery!
2. What do you call a baby’s first music performance? A “debut-teeth” concert.
3. Why was the baby calculator excited? Because it finally learned to count on its fingers!
4. What game do babies play at parties? Drool or Dare.
5. Why did the baby refuse to play with the alphabet blocks? It didn’t want to spell trouble!
6. What do you call a baby’s dream job? Being a “crib-tic” at nap time.
7. Why are babies good at basketball? They’re experts at dribbling.
8. What’s a baby’s favorite type of investment? A bond with interest – cuddles!
9. Why did the baby bring a ladder to the library? To reach the top-shelf stories.
10. How do babies send secret messages? Through nappy-grams!