Get ready for a colorful collection of 50 hilarious parrot jokes. Whether you’re a bird lover or just looking for some feathered fun, these jokes are sure to make you squawk with laughter.
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Parrot Puns
Let’s start the avian amusement with a collection of puns featuring our feathered friends, the parrots. Share these puns to spread the laughter!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite game to play with a pencil? Beak-a-boo!
- Why do parrots make terrible secret agents? Because they always squawk!
- What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark? An animal that talks your ear off and then eats it!
- How does a parrot ask for a cracker in Spanish? “Polly quiere una galleta!”
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of music? Anything with “bird” in the title!
Parrot One-Liners (Part 1)
Enjoy these quick one-liners that are sure to make you chirp with laughter. Share these jokes for some parrot-themed amusement!
- Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Because it wanted to be a “polly”-unsaturated!
- How do you put a parrot to sleep? Tweet dreams!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite TV show? “Game of Perches”!
- Why don’t parrots use cell phones? Because they already have beak-to-beak communication!
- What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!
Parrot One-Liners (Part 2)
Here’s the continuation of parrot-themed one-liners for even more feathered fun.
- Why did the parrot get kicked out of the comedy club? Because it kept squawking up the punchlines!
- How do parrots ask for directions? They use a “bird” map!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Mac-beak”!
- Why did the parrot wear a backpack to the jungle? Because it wanted to have a “bird”-venture!
- What do you call a parrot that flew away and then came back? A “polygonal”!
Best Parrot Jokes
These top-notch parrot jokes are sure to make you soar with laughter. They’re the feathered kings and queens of the aviary when it comes to parrot-themed fun!
- Why did the parrot become a stand-up comedian? Because it wanted to “crack” up the audience!
- How do parrots greet each other? “Polly wants a cracker!”
- What did the parrot say when it saw the palm tree? “I’ve got a date with destiny!”
- How do you make a parrot stop talking? Put it in the freezer; it’ll be a “parrot-sicle”!
- Why did the parrot bring a ladder to the birdhouse? Because it wanted to go to the next “level”!
- Why did the parrot sit in the clock all day? Because it wanted to “kill” time!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite game at the beach? “Polly”ball!
- How do you stop a parrot from talking too much? Turn off its “bird-o-meter”!
- Why don’t parrots use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
- What did the parrot say when it found out it was adopted? “You’ve got to be squawking kidding me!”
- How do you know if a parrot is on the phone? You hear a lot of “wing”-ing!
- Why did the parrot get a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to make “polyseed” bread!
- What did the parrot say after finishing a puzzle? “Polly-piece together”!
- How do parrots ask for help in an emergency? They scream, “Polly-911!”
- What’s a parrot’s favorite game on a rainy day? “Perch”!
- Why did the parrot refuse to share its food? Because it was “beak-onomical”!
- How do parrots apologize? They say, “I’m squawking sorry!”
- What’s a parrot’s favorite movie? “The Squawkfather”!
- Why did the parrot bring a backpack to the zoo? Because it wanted to have a “feathery” good time!
- How do you make a parrot stop biting? Use beak control!
- Why did the parrot get kicked out of the library? Because it was talking during “beak time”!
- What do you call a parrot that flew away and joined the circus? A “cirque-ular”!
- How do parrots clean their feathers? They use “polly-ster”!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of cookie? “Macaw-roni”!
- Why did the parrot bring a map to the birdhouse? Because it didn’t want to “wing” it!
- How do you throw a party for a parrot? You “feather” it with fun!
- What did the parrot say when it won the singing competition? “I’m the squawk star!”
- Why did the parrot go to the art gallery? Because it wanted to see some “picasso-parrots”!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite subject in school? “Squawking”!
- Why don’t parrots ever tell secrets? Because they’re afraid of “beak”-stabbers!
- How do you make a parrot stop acting like a pirate? Take away its “perch”!
- Why did the parrot go to the soccer game? Because it wanted to see the “penalty squawk”!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of weather? “Poly”-namic!
- Why did the parrot bring a suitcase to the rainforest? Because it wanted to have a “fly” vacation!
- How do parrots stay in shape? They do “polly”-ometrics!
Final Thoughts
We hope these parrot-themed jokes brought some feathered laughter to your day. If you’re still ready for more humor, check out these other collections of jokes:
- Wild Laughter for Animal Enthusiasts
- Silly Jokes for Light-hearted Moments
- Playful Puns for a Good Laugh
Remember, sharing a good laugh is a fantastic way to connect with others. Share these jokes with friends and family for some parrot-tastic enjoyment!
