Knock, knock! Get ready for a laughter-filled adventure because we’ve got a whopping collection of 150 knock-knock jokes that are bound to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a kid or an adult, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and have you rolling with laughter. They are funnier than dad jokes!
So gather ’round, get ready to giggle, and prepare yourself for a side-splitting journey through the world of knock-knock jokes. Let’s dive in and embrace the hilarity that awaits!
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Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Atch.
- Atch who?
- Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive you and I miss you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cow says.
- Cow says who?
- Cow says moooo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up and answer the door!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Doughnut.
- Doughnut who?
- Doughnut forget to let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke through the peep hole and find out.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you glad to see me?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Kanga.
- Kanga who?
- Actually, it’s kangaroo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard I know if you don’t open the door?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Etch.
- Etch who?
- Bless you, friend!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe help me with my homework?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Water.
- Water who?
- Water you waiting for, let’s go!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Woo.
- Woo who?
- Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Beets!
- Beets who?
- Beets me!
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abby.
- Abby who?
- Abby birthday to you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honeydew.
- Honeydew who?
- Honeydew you know how much I miss you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dishes.
- Dishes who?
- Dishes a very bad joke!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nana.
- Nana who?
- Nana your business!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Europe.
- Europe who?
- No, you’re a poo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To.
- To who?
- To whom!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leaf.
- Leaf who?
- Leaf me alone!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hal.
- Hal who?
- Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter open up quick, it’s raining out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Voodoo.
- Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Armageddon.
- Armageddon who?
- Armageddon a little bored, let’s go out!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Owl.
- Owl who?
- Owl you need is love!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, cows go moo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting sloth.
- Interrupting sloth who?
- …… (long pause) ……Hiii.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Adore.
- Adore who?
- Adore is between us. Open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Quiche.
- Quiche who?
- Quiche me if you can!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pecan.
- Pecan who?
- Pecan someone your own size!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- A herd.
- A herd who?
- A herd you were home, so I came over!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Amish.
- Amish who?
- Aw, I miss you too!
Corny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cash.
- Cash who?
- No thanks, but I’d like a peanut instead!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Turnip.
- Turnip who?
- Turnip the music, let’s dance!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yoda lady.
- Yoda lady who?
- Good job yodeling!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nobel.
- Nobel who?
- Nobel… that’s why I knocked!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Radio.
- Radio who?
- Radio not, here I come!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like to be knocking for a change?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iran.
- Iran who?
- Iran all the way here. Quick, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Robin.
- Robin who?
- Robin you! Hand over the candy!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sherwood.
- Sherwood who?
- Sherwood like to see you smile!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter let me in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cow says.
- Cow says who?
- No silly, cow says moooo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Icing.
- Icing who?
- Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hatch.
- Hatch who?
- Bless you and cover your mouth!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wendy.
- Wendy who?
- Wendy bell rings, school’s out!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive the other side, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alaska.
- Alaska who?
- Alaska my friend the next question!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Idaho.
- Idaho who?
- Idaho the doorbell, can you let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wendy.
- Wendy who?
- Wendy door opens, give me a hug!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Justin time for dinner!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cargo.
- Cargo who?
- Cargo “beep beep,” let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Scold.
- Scold who?
- Scold outside, please let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nana.
- Nana who?
- Nana your business who, just open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie way you can let me in soon?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Goliath.
- Goliath who?
- Goliath down, you look tired!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Duane.
- Duane who?
- Duane the bathtub, I’m drowning out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to know!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting star.
- Interrupting star wh…
- Twinkle!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hawaii.
- Hawaii who?
- I’m fine, Hawaii you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dishes.
- Dishes who?
- Dishes your friend, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wire.
- Wire who?
- Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Razor.
- Razor who?
- Razor hands up, this is a stickup!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke out, here I come!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Norma Lee.
- Norma Lee who?
- Norma Lee I have my keys, can you let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Al.
- Al who?
- Al give you a hint if you open the door.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Colleen.
- Colleen who?
- Colleen up your room, it’s a mess!
Funny Knock Knock Puns
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Juno.
- Juno who?
- Juno that I’m right outside your door, right?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aida.
- Aida who?
- Aida sandwich for lunch, can I come in for some dessert?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Otto.
- Otto who?
- Otto know what’s taking you so long!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Noah.
- Noah who?
- Noah good place we can get some pizza?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hal.
- Hal who?
- Hal you gonna open this door or what?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alex.
- Alex who?
- Alex-plain later, just let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dwayne.
- Dwayne who?
- Dwayne the pool, I want to go swimming!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cashew.
- Cashew who?
- Cashew think I’m nuts?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Amos.
- Amos who?
- A mosquito bit me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iva.
- Iva who?
- Iva sore hand from knocking, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Avery.
- Avery who?
- Avery time you take too long to answer!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yah.
- Yah who?
- No thanks, I use Google.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jess.
- Jess who?
- Jess me and nobody else!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ivan.
- Ivan who?
- Ivan waiting here for hours, open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hugo.
- Hugo who?
- Hugo your way, I’ll go mine if you don’t open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Claire.
- Claire who?
- Claire the way, I’m coming through!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Rueben.
- Rueben who?
- Rueben all over town looking for you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stu.
- Stu who?
- Stu late to open the door now?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Will.
- Will who?
- Will you let me in or should I keep knocking?
Knock-knock Jokes for Adults
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie body home? Let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Omelette.
- Omelette who?
- Omelette smarter than I look!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe come out and play?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Justin time to watch the game!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sadie.
- Sadie who?
- Sadie magic word and I’ll disappear!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don’t let me in soon!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aldo.
- Aldo who?
- Aldo anything to get your attention!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hike.
- Hike who?
- I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iona.
- Iona who?
- Iona new car, isn’t it cool?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like a big hug?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wendy.
- Wendy who?
- Wendy you think you’ll open this door?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Don.
- Don who?
- Don you want to let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alex.
- Alex who?
- Alex the questions around here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Adair.
- Adair who?
- Adair you to open the door!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abby.
- Abby who?
- Abby birthday to you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Theo.
- Theo who?
- Theo-ther side is waiting for you to answer.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Keanu.
- Keanu who?
- Keanu let me in? It’s raining!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leaf.
- Leaf who?
- Leaf me alone with these knock-knock jokes!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Control Freak.
- Con…
- Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mustache.
- Mustache who?
- Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- HIPAA.
- HIPAA who?
- I can’t tell you that information.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting coefficient.
- Interrupting coeffici…
- μ!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To.
- To who?
- To whom.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yoga.
- Yoga who?
- Yoga to try this, it’s amazing!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iran.
- Iran who?
- Iran all the way here, now let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Beets!
- Beets who?
- Beets me, but I’m here for the party!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you going to let me in so we can go out for a drink?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Europe.
- Europe who?
- No, you’re a poo!
Whether you’re breaking the ice at a party or just sharing a moment of levity with friends, knock-knock jokes are a timeless and playful way to inject some humor into your day.
These witty and sometimes groan-worthy jokes prove that simple wordplay can bring a smile to just about anyone’s face.
So next time you find yourself in need of a quick laugh or an easy conversation starter, remember these knock-knock jokes—they’re sure to lighten the mood and bring a little joy to everyone involved. Keep laughing and keep knocking!
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