Knock, knock! Get ready for a laughter-filled adventure because we’ve got a whopping collection of 150 knock-knock jokes that are bound to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a kid or an adult, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and have you rolling with laughter. They are funnier than dad jokes!
So gather ’round, get ready to giggle, and prepare yourself for a side-splitting journey through the world of knock-knock jokes. Let’s dive in and embrace the hilarity that awaits!
Table of Contents
Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Atch.
- Atch who?
- Bless you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive you and I miss you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cow says.
- Cow says who?
- Cow says moooo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up and answer the door!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Doughnut.
- Doughnut who?
- Doughnut forget to let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke through the peep hole and find out.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you glad to see me?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Kanga.
- Kanga who?
- Actually, it’s kangaroo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard I know if you don’t open the door?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Etch.
- Etch who?
- Bless you, friend!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe help me with my homework?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Water.
- Water who?
- Water you waiting for, let’s go!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Woo.
- Woo who?
- Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Beets!
- Beets who?
- Beets me!
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abby.
- Abby who?
- Abby birthday to you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honeydew.
- Honeydew who?
- Honeydew you know how much I miss you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dishes.
- Dishes who?
- Dishes a very bad joke!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nana.
- Nana who?
- Nana your business!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Europe.
- Europe who?
- No, you’re a poo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To.
- To who?
- To whom!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leaf.
- Leaf who?
- Leaf me alone!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hal.
- Hal who?
- Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter open up quick, it’s raining out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Voodoo.
- Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Armageddon.
- Armageddon who?
- Armageddon a little bored, let’s go out!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Owl.
- Owl who?
- Owl you need is love!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, cows go moo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting sloth.
- Interrupting sloth who?
- …… (long pause) ……Hiii.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Adore.
- Adore who?
- Adore is between us. Open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Quiche.
- Quiche who?
- Quiche me if you can!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Pecan.
- Pecan who?
- Pecan someone your own size!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- A herd.
- A herd who?
- A herd you were home, so I came over!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Amish.
- Amish who?
- Aw, I miss you too!
Corny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cash.
- Cash who?
- No thanks, but I’d like a peanut instead!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Turnip.
- Turnip who?
- Turnip the music, let’s dance!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yoda lady.
- Yoda lady who?
- Good job yodeling!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nobel.
- Nobel who?
- Nobel… that’s why I knocked!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Radio.
- Radio who?
- Radio not, here I come!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like to be knocking for a change?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iran.
- Iran who?
- Iran all the way here. Quick, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Robin.
- Robin who?
- Robin you! Hand over the candy!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sherwood.
- Sherwood who?
- Sherwood like to see you smile!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Butter.
- Butter who?
- Butter let me in, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- No need to cry, it’s just a joke!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cow says.
- Cow says who?
- No silly, cow says moooo!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Icing.
- Icing who?
- Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hatch.
- Hatch who?
- Bless you and cover your mouth!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wendy.
- Wendy who?
- Wendy bell rings, school’s out!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive the other side, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alaska.
- Alaska who?
- Alaska my friend the next question!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Idaho.
- Idaho who?
- Idaho the doorbell, can you let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wendy.
- Wendy who?
- Wendy door opens, give me a hug!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Justin time for dinner!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cargo.
- Cargo who?
- Cargo “beep beep,” let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Scold.
- Scold who?
- Scold outside, please let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Nana.
- Nana who?
- Nana your business who, just open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie way you can let me in soon?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Goliath.
- Goliath who?
- Goliath down, you look tired!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Duane.
- Duane who?
- Duane the bathtub, I’m drowning out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to know!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting star.
- Interrupting star wh…
- Twinkle!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hawaii.
- Hawaii who?
- I’m fine, Hawaii you?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dishes.
- Dishes who?
- Dishes your friend, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wire.
- Wire who?
- Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Razor.
- Razor who?
- Razor hands up, this is a stickup!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke out, here I come!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Norma Lee.
- Norma Lee who?
- Norma Lee I have my keys, can you let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Al.
- Al who?
- Al give you a hint if you open the door.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Colleen.
- Colleen who?
- Colleen up your room, it’s a mess!
Funny Knock Knock Puns
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Juno.
- Juno who?
- Juno that I’m right outside your door, right?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aida.
- Aida who?
- Aida sandwich for lunch, can I come in for some dessert?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Otto.
- Otto who?
- Otto know what’s taking you so long!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Noah.
- Noah who?
- Noah good place we can get some pizza?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hal.
- Hal who?
- Hal you gonna open this door or what?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alex.
- Alex who?
- Alex-plain later, just let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dwayne.
- Dwayne who?
- Dwayne the pool, I want to go swimming!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Cashew.
- Cashew who?
- Cashew think I’m nuts?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Amos.
- Amos who?
- A mosquito bit me!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iva.
- Iva who?
- Iva sore hand from knocking, let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Avery.
- Avery who?
- Avery time you take too long to answer!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yah.
- Yah who?
- No thanks, I use Google.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jess.
- Jess who?
- Jess me and nobody else!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ivan.
- Ivan who?
- Ivan waiting here for hours, open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hugo.
- Hugo who?
- Hugo your way, I’ll go mine if you don’t open up!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Claire.
- Claire who?
- Claire the way, I’m coming through!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Rueben.
- Rueben who?
- Rueben all over town looking for you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stu.
- Stu who?
- Stu late to open the door now?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Will.
- Will who?
- Will you let me in or should I keep knocking?
Knock-knock Jokes for Adults
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Annie.
- Annie who?
- Annie body home? Let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Omelette.
- Omelette who?
- Omelette smarter than I look!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Canoe.
- Canoe who?
- Canoe come out and play?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up, it’s cold out here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Justin time to watch the game!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Sadie.
- Sadie who?
- Sadie magic word and I’ll disappear!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don’t let me in soon!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aldo.
- Aldo who?
- Aldo anything to get your attention!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hike.
- Hike who?
- I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- You’re welcome!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iona.
- Iona who?
- Iona new car, isn’t it cool?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Howard.
- Howard who?
- Howard you like a big hug?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wendy.
- Wendy who?
- Wendy you think you’ll open this door?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Don.
- Don who?
- Don you want to let me in?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alex.
- Alex who?
- Alex the questions around here!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Adair.
- Adair who?
- Adair you to open the door!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abby.
- Abby who?
- Abby birthday to you!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Theo.
- Theo who?
- Theo-ther side is waiting for you to answer.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Keanu.
- Keanu who?
- Keanu let me in? It’s raining!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Leaf.
- Leaf who?
- Leaf me alone with these knock-knock jokes!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Control Freak.
- Con…
- Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mustache.
- Mustache who?
- Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- HIPAA.
- HIPAA who?
- I can’t tell you that information.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Interrupting coefficient.
- Interrupting coeffici…
- μ!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- To.
- To who?
- To whom.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Yoga.
- Yoga who?
- Yoga to try this, it’s amazing!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Iran.
- Iran who?
- Iran all the way here, now let me in!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Beets!
- Beets who?
- Beets me, but I’m here for the party!
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you going to let me in so we can go out for a drink?
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Europe.
- Europe who?
- No, you’re a poo!
Whether you’re breaking the ice at a party or just sharing a moment of levity with friends, knock-knock jokes are a timeless and playful way to inject some humor into your day.
These witty and sometimes groan-worthy jokes prove that simple wordplay can bring a smile to just about anyone’s face.
So next time you find yourself in need of a quick laugh or an easy conversation starter, remember these knock-knock jokes—they’re sure to lighten the mood and bring a little joy to everyone involved. Keep laughing and keep knocking!
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Love the knock-knock jokes for kids section, Adrianna Rick! Always looking for new jokes to make my kids laugh. This is pure gold, thanks!
knock knock jokes are the best, lol. got any about office life? need to spice up the water cooler convo 😛
Yes please! Our daily standups could use some of these haha.
Yes please 😂
Oh, because we definitely needed more corny knock-knock jokes in the world. Thanks Adrianna, really filling a gap in the market there.
funny knock knock jokes section is awesome! stealing some of these for my next stand-up, hope you dont mind, Adrianna!
ever think about how knock knock jokes are just like, verbal memes? lol idk just a thought
Knock-knock jokes for adults, huh? Guess humor’s really gone downhill. Miss the good old days.