Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. But somehow, these manage to still be funny.
Ah, bad jokes. They’re little guilty pleasures we indulge in with giddy enthusiasm every chance we get. They make us groan, say “Are you serious?”, and, of course, make us chuckle. Bad jokes can be short, corny, punny, and deliver some of the best one-liners ever. What’s not to love?
If you’re a sucker for a good bad joke, you’re in luck. Below, you’ll find a list of our funniest jokes that just so happen to pack groan-worthy punchlines. Enjoy!
Table of Contents
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c–
MOO!
We had to start off this collection of bad jokes with one of the oldest knock-knock jokes in the book.
Bathroom Jokes
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…
… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European. Check out these daily life cartoons that will crack you up.
Animal Jokes
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Sometimes the best bad jokes are the shortest. Check out these short jokes for kids anyone can memorize.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh. Take a look at these funny tombstones that really exist.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
Object Jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener! These funny work cartoons will help you get through the week.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. If you thought this was funny, you’ll love these other hilarious what do you call jokes.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
One-Liner Jokes
What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
…
Get it? Bad jokes don’t even need a punch line to be funny! Check out the funniest jokes on the internet.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t. Check out these 25 clever jokes that’ll make you sound smart.
Food Jokes
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way. These hilarious animal cartoons prove that animals are funnier than humans.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Bar Jokes
Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!” For more laughs, check out these travel cartoons that find the funny in everything.
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Tech Jokes
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Music Jokes
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” Here are some funny one-liners that are sure to get some laughs.
Random Jokes
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom…
… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European. Check out these daily life cartoons that will crack you up.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Sometimes the best bad jokes are the shortest. Check out these short jokes for kids anyone can memorize.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh. Take a look at these funny tombstones that really exist.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener! These funny work cartoons will help you get through the week.
What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
…
Get it? Bad jokes don’t even need a punch line to be funny! Check out the funniest jokes on the internet.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t. Check out these 25 clever jokes that’ll make you sound smart.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way. These hilarious animal cartoons prove that animals are funnier than humans.
Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow, a talking muffin!” For more laughs, check out these travel cartoons that find the funny in everything.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust. If this one has you smirking, these dad jokes will really give you a chuckle.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They’re both purple except for the rabbit. This joke may be bad, but these other “what’s the difference between” jokes are hilarious!
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” Here are some funny one-liners that are sure to get some laughs.
I like elephants.
Everything else is irrelephant. Read more elephant jokes that are a ton of laughs!
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. If you thought this was funny, you’ll love these other hilarious what do you call jokes.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle.
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality. Thought that was good? You’ll love these tea puns!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot. Don’t miss these 20 grammar jokes every word nerd will appreciate.
The wedding was so beautiful.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
Because they’re dead. Don’t forget to check out these dinosaur jokes for more laughs!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Get it?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What did the mime say to his audience?
Nothing. He held his character because he’s a professional.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad.
It’s a faux pa.
What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels. Here are 21 more anti-jokes you can’t help but laugh at.
My new thesaurus is terrible.
Not only that, but it’s also terrible.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
“Oops!” If biology is more your thing, check out these biology jokes that really cell themselves.
What did Blackbeard say when he turned 80?
“Aye, matey.” Here are 21 scurvy pirate jokes ye should tell the rest o’ ye crew.
Three fish are in a tank.
One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
What do you call a man who can’t stand?
Neil.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey…
…but then I turned myself around.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece. Now that’s a dad joke if we ever heard one. Here are more groan-worthy dad jokes you’ll still laugh at.
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
Wife: “How do I look?”
Husband: “With your eyes.”
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
RIP, boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Phillipe Floppe.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, jooooooooooooooke. We can all relate to these funny working from home cartoons right now.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What do you do if you see a fireman?
Put it out, man!
That’s a pretty good ceiling.
It’s not the best, but it’s up there!
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear. You won’t want to miss these 20 hilarious science jokes.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s ok, he woke up.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees?
Because they’re pretty good at it.
You want to go down to the bar to hear that band called Duvet?
They’re a cover band.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them. Next time there’s an uncomfortable silence at work, try these work jokes that can diffuse any awkward situation.
What do you call a crocodile that is also a detective?
An investi-gator.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear…
…is sphere itself.
Name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense.
What are you talking about, they all make scents!
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark Hives.
Where does the sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop.
What genre are national anthems?
Country.
I hate Russian dolls.
They’re so full of themselves.
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.
“That’s one too many!” says the customer. The clerk replies “It’s a freebie.”
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
You might not believe me, but I saw it with my own eyes.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline?
A milkshake.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why did the baker go to therapy?
Because he kneaded it.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Elephino.
Why did the stadium get hot?
All the fans left.
Why did the math teacher look sad?
Because she was going through a rough sine.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Conclusion on Funny Jokes
There you have it, 175 bad jokes that are so bad, they’re good. Whether you groaned, chuckled, or laughed out loud, these jokes are perfect for breaking the ice, lightening the mood, or just having a good laugh. Share them with friends, family, or anyone who could use a smile. Remember, humor is universal, and sometimes the best way to connect is with a simple, silly joke. Happy laughing!
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