100 Jokes Toddlers Would Find Hilarious

Laughter is the universal language of joy, and there’s nothing more heartwarming than the sound of a toddler’s giggles.

Introducing ‘100 Jokes Toddlers Would Find Hilarious’ – a handpicked assortment of jests, perfectly pitched for pint-sized senses of humor.

Whether it’s cheeky wordplay, about animals, food, or just plain silliness, or innocent antics, these jokes are designed to light up little faces with big smiles. Ready to embark on a joyous journey of chuckles with your child? Let’s dive in!

Best Corny Toddlers Jokes

1. Why did the cow sit down? It was tired of standing up!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
3. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
4. What do you give a dog for its birthday? A bone-cake!
5. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? “You’re a-peel-ing!”
6. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
8. Why was the horse always happy? He lived in a stable environment!
9. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
10. What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!
11. Why did the giraffe stay home from the party? It felt a little high and mighty.
12. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple!
13. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.
14. Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog!
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
16. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
17. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
18. Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!
19. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
20. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hi, bud!”
21. Why did the cow sit down at the table? It saw the steaks were high!
22. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
23. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its wheels!
24. Why did the teddy bear say “No” to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
25. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
26. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
27. What did one plate say to the other plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me!
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
29. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
30. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Best One-Liner Toddlers

31. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
32. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
33. Why was the pancake so good at baseball? It had a great batter!
34. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?Nacho cheese!
35. Why did the bread go to the doctor? It felt crumby!
36. Why don’t eggs tell secrets? They might crack up!
37. How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden!
38. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
39. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? It felt a bit crumbly!
40. Why did the banana go to the hospital?Because it wasn’t peeling very well!
41. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
42. What do you call a cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
43. What kind of candy is never on time? Choco-late.
44. Why was the cucumber cool? Because it had a lot of cuke-umber!
45. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
46. Why did the biscuit go to the hospital?Because it was feeling crumby.
47. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
48. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
49. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
50. What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Peek-a-boo!
51. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
52. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
53. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
54. What did one plate say to another plate?Tonight, dinner’s on me!
55. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
56. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
57. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
58. How does a lion like his meat? Roar!
59. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

Just plain silly Toddler Jokes

61. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? He was already stuffed!
62. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
63. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
64. How do you make a tissue dancey? In it!
65. How is the car on the road? It got stuck in a crack!
66. What do you call a bear with no socks on?Bare-foot!
67. Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field!
68. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
69. Why don’t scientists trust atoms anymore?They make up everything!
70. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems!
71. What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
72. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
73. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
74. Why did the crab never share his food? Because he was a little shellfish!
75. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
76. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
77. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the BBQ? He didn’t have the stomach for it!
78. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
79. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
80. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
81. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
82. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
83. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
84. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
85. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
86. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
87. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?Because it felt crumbly!
88. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
89. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!”
90. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
91. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
92. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
93. Why can’t you give Elsa stick? Because she will let it go!
94. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
95. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
96. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
97. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
98. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
99. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead!

Final thoughts

Laughter is a universal language, and these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your toddler’s face.

Whether you’re trying to distract them during a long car ride or just want to hear their delightful giggles, these jokes are just the ticket. Keep laughing and keep making memories!

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